Sunday, June 13, 2021

Mirror Mirror - Who's The Fakest President Of Them All?

 

Zeros

Surely not Joe Biden, because he got more votes than any other presidential candidate in history. He didn't even have to campaign! And he's a really good Catholic Christian, which is why he champions abortion, transsesxualism, and gay marriage. Such famously Christian doctrines.


Buffoons

Biden's also about helping the poor, so he's opening our southern border because a massive influx of cheap labor is guaranteed to bring wages up. Just you wait and see. Another thing Biden's famous for is his deep, personal, heartfelt concern for the African American, for blacks. They're almost as important to him as transsexuals. That's why Biden never, ever,  boosted a Grand Wizard.


Mountebank

He's concerned with the climate too, the "greatest existential threat" our nation faces. That's right, the weather. As opposed to a gang of self-serving crooks, shills, and hucksters inside the Beltway.


No Klansman in This Photo!

Joe Biden, easily the most popular President ever at 81 million votes, is a socialist with a mere fortune of $8 million. Where did all the rest of the cash disappear? Maybe he just spent it all. Coz, you know, living ain't cheap.


Chicanery & Fraud

What an utter, no-holds-barred, unmitigated fraud. And we have to ask, is anything about this huckster and the governing uniparty he's waxed large on, to the tune of millions, at any point honest or even held accountable?

I'd argue no, it's not. So who's the fakest president of them all?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP

22 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

So who's the fakest president of them all

Too many candidates! Hard to choose but I will go with SloJo.

LL said...

It's a leading question. Slick Willie was pretty fake.

Anonymous said...

Sniffing children is never normal.

Ed Bonderenka said...

The BIGGEST FAKE is that he ever got elected president!
He is a pretender.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Whelp. No posting YOUR blog to FB anymore.
Same as mine. Too abusive.

Wild, wild west said...

WSF nailed it; too many by far. We are now perhaps in the third term of the Wilson presidency, with Obama as Edith behind the scenes handling the Stumbler in Chief, Dr. Jill not quite being up to the task despite her own expertise at being fake. LBJ was no slouch at fakery. FDR faked it for three full terms and big time getting reelected for his fourth, what little there was of it. Don't even get me started on the Bushes.

Jim said...

I thought I saw Joe's image flicker on TV the other night.

Bob said...

Joe Biden will save us.

-Kid

Infidel de Manahatta said...

What can we do? What are our options? Peaceful protest? It's looking more and more like revolution to me.

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Dad of Six said...

So what's the over / under that Ol' Puddinhead makes in to Labor Day?

LSP said...

I'm with you, WSF. I think Xiden's the pyramid peak of fakery.

LSP said...

I know, LL, it's a target rich environment. Still, was there ever a more fake election and a bigger fake than the Corpse? I mean... they're hardly even pretending.

LSP said...

Anon, I'd agree with that.

LSP said...

Oh yes, Ed. On the plus side, we're obviously over the target. And my, aren't they scared. Which is ridic, given they have all the power and cash. Just not... the people.

LSP said...

WELL SAID, WWW.

LSP said...

Whoa, Jim, it's a HOLOGRAM?!?

Nice.

LSP said...

Yes, Kid, it will.

LSP said...

Infidel, as you've always said, we've been on this trajectory for a while. My opinion? It'll start to get rough when there's lines at the ATMs and they can't afford to pay the Army. Seriously, get off the Island when they're lining up around the block for the cash machine. Next thing you know, there won't be any water or light. Just a thought.

LSP said...

David, glad to oblige.

LSP said...

Now that, DOS, is a good call. September? Wow, seems a long way off. Can he make it, physically, mentally or even in terms of basic realpolitik.

I'm odds on they keep it alive till Sept but take out the repellent weakest leak, Kamala. Then, with a new VP in place, the Old Pretender can die, and maybe Hunter too. The question is, who's the new VP?

Bob said...

Who would be the new VP... Either the clintonbeast, or the michael obamabeast