Wednesday, December 6, 2017

A Beautiful Gift

A beautiful gift arrived at the Compound today and it came with a message, "Dear loneparson please stop hunting us unicorns. Here is a peace offering. Anonimous."

We work hard, here at Compound News, to bring you real news as opposed to the lying, faked up pablum offered by the corrupt, venal, sneaky, pugnacious, hypocritical mainstream media. So it's good to know our work is appreciated. And for sure, this handy hip flask will be put to good use. Thank you, Anon.

Of course many think that unicorns are fairy tale myths or noble, majestic animals but the reality is far different. They're a menace, which is why we hunt them. Sorry, Anon, that's not going to stop, gift notwithstanding.

In the same vein, some people believe the DS (Deep State) fairy tale that Russia hacked the US election to stop the most qualified candidate for the presidency ever, Hillary Clinton, from her rightful ascendancy. Well done Putin, sinister head of SPECTRE and CHAOS.

Instead of her, all we got was a Russian spy in the White House. And guess what, the bombshell moment of truth from the FBI, the smoking gun? General Flynn talked with Russians about making peace between our two powers and didn't report his conversations accurately.

Well sorry Flynn, unicorns don't like that, you either ride the rainbow or get crushed by the rainbow. And now you know why we hunt them, mercilessly.

In the meanwhile, smart people are asking, is the Rainbow Deep State attempting a quiet coup? Read this, from ZeroHedge, I'd say it's right in the X Ring.

Love and Peace,



Adrienne said...

You need to fill that puppy up and go fishing. Yay

Jules said...

What a beautiful gift! I'm terribly jealous!

I agree with Adrienne, fill it up with Unicorn Tears and go fishing for bait!

LL said...

Continue to fight the good fight. Don't accept their blandishments and surrender.

LSP said...

Juliette, I know you need one. I'm on it.

Unicorn Tears are sometimes the best of tears.

LSP said...

That's a very good call, Adrienne!

LSP said...

LL, there will be no retreat, no surrender. Part of that is a new battle rifle (7.62) which will feature in the ongoing struggle against this threat. I think you'll like it.

Anonymous said...


LSP said...

Don't be sad, Anon! You know it's for the greater good.