Vice President Joe Biden visited Dallas yesterday, where he spoke at a fundraising dinner for the oppressed LGBTQ community.
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| Oppression |
Where did the downtrodden, persecuted pansexualists meet? Why, at the Ritz-Carlton in Uptown, of course, where rooms start at $449 per night and guests can graze off Wood Grilled South Texas Sorghum Glazed Antelope and Coriander Crusted Lamb Chop.
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| Discrimination |
And let's not forget the Yoakum County Akaushi Beef Filet and Chicken Fried Maine Lobster and Maple/Black Peppercorn Soaked Buffalo Tenderloin.
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| Persecution |
It must be pleasant to be so oppressed.
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| Downtrodden |
The Vice President Joe Biden is a big fan of Whitesnake, the New Transsexual World Order, butterfly knives, and votes.
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| Creepy |
The Biden is known to security as "Hands On."
LSP
11 comments:
hahaha -- you win prizes for those captions!
I would be ever so grateful if we stuck to Guns, Horses, Motorcycles, and Dogs and the occasional religious holiday... JMHO
Biden does favor shooting a shotgun in the air if threatened...
And yes, the oppressed need to be pampered. The imported, pickled hummingbird tongues should be of only the best, and collected from sustainable populations of hummers...Slow Joe is the perfect choice to be their spokesman because he apparently takes whatever comes along (and is damned grateful for it).
aha!! the only thing better than your captions is Brighid's opinion. All in favor!
It makes me think of Louis XVI the Sun King and Marie Antoinette. What did it cost the taxpayers to fly old Slow Joe, his aids and entourage and security detail on Air Force 2 to Dallas? You know that they all stayed at the Ritz - in a celebration of perversion and of the perverse.
You can see how oppressed they are from the pictures of the humble Ritz, Jenny.
Must do more with horses, Brighid!
That's a good point, LL. How much did the Biden Suite cost? And what was the cleaning bill?
Jenny -- I'll do my best.
I don't know who's creepier -- Biden or the freaks that he's there to entertain.
It's definitely a close-run thing...
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