Saturday, May 16, 2015

Drone Strike!

It was a pretty normal afternoon, here in this slice of rural paradise. Just me and the dog, Blue UAV, walking around town, taking in the sights, flying the flag.

Then, somehow, I found myself in a person's backyard,  listening. "Listening to what?" I hear you ask.

Listening to an anguished tale of being targeted by drones. The city drones, which are being operated by the County Drone Force. (CDF) Our conversation went like this:

"I declare. I am being targeted by drones."
"That's just terrible."
"It is! They come at night and hover, just over there."
"Why, just beyond that tree. Maybe they think I won't see them, but I do!"
"Good heavens."
"Yes. This town is positively trying to drive me from my house. But I will give it to them. For the children."
"For the children?"
"Yes, for the children. Have you read the Book of Revelations?"

It is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of an angry drone.

God bless,



jenny said...

I don't know about you, but I'm stocking up on butterfly nets.

LSP said...


LL said...

Drones are like ghosts...everywhere and nowhere.

LSP said...

According to my friend, they're a real menace in this small, semi-derelict country town.

I haven't seen one yet, which tells me they're pretty stealthy.

Like ghosts.