Wednesday, May 20, 2015

David Letterman Retires

Readers, there's good news and bad news. Let's start with the good. David Letterman has gone into retirement, and the whole world sings with joy. The bad news?

Oh, there isn't any. 



LL said...

One less liberal to bray to the low information voters. Who will fill his shoes? My money is on Stephy-the-Hobbit...but they'll have to stuff a lot of newspaper into those wingtips before George's nasty little feet can fit inside of them comfortably.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

The sad thing is that in the 1980s Letterman was genuinely funny. Then he became a sad, bitter, vicious old man.

LSP said...

The Late Show with Stephy-the-Hobbit has a certain ring to it.

Let's see what modern science can do to fix the size issue.

LSP said...

He certainly wasn't funny for a long, long, long time, Infidel.

Unlike L'il Stephy, who's always good for a snort and a chuckle.