Rumors have surfaced that the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was a driving force in Great Britain's first ever "gay band," the Bronski Beat.
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Long-lost photos of the 1980s pansexual trio appear to show an already balding but blond Welby posing with members of the smash-hit, gay-wonder pop group.
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Others dismiss the claim. "Justin wasn't hanging out at the bathhouses with Barack and the Communtards," stated one expert on the 1980s, "He was busy 'taking' Africa for its oil. Everyone knows that."
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Was Welby, Anglicanism's top decision-maker, a member of the boy-band, Bronski Beat? or was he just a New World Order Illuminati shill for Elf Oil?
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Kick out the Jams.
LSP
14 comments:
I'll bet if you put a microphone in front of him, he'd start crooning, lyrics to "Close to the Edge". Pity really that somebody didn't shove him.
I know. Nasty. And that's just the "music".
Welby. What a sock-puppet.
I thought that he was the vicar of Christ on Earth?
Doesn't he call himself that?
He prefers the "just call me Justin" approach to titles...
Aren't you confusing people by misspelling Abp Justsin Wobbly's name?
Thast our Justsin!
"Don't leave me this way?" - Oh the irony!
See, this is why I don't trust any person in power, politician or clergy. Power is the soul killer.
And the beat goes on, Anonymous.
At least he has rhythm... which will serve him well both sexually with his catamites and with his music. You never know. He may step down from his position at the pulpit and Blues Brothers the band back together, saying "the Penguin sent me".
But Euripides, surely you trust Justin?
Nope. I can't even trust Justin. Anyone who puts identity politics and bad music over God deserves to be excoriated.
Good rhythm point LL and Euripides, I have to agree.
Just because "Justin" made a few so-called "hits" in the '80s with a pervy little boy-band, doesn't necessarily qualify him as an Archbishop.
Sorry, but it doesn't.
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