Saturday, October 18, 2014

Missing in Action, So Hit the Links


You know what it's like, one of your agencies, the CDC, has gone off the rails, maybe it was never even on them. And you're seething. It looks bad, real bad. 
 
The Most Powerful
 
The whole nation's scratching their heads and wondering, "Who's in charge of this operation, the Three Stooges or the Keystone Kops?"

Man in the World


So what do you do? Hit the links, obviously, for four hours and work out the stress of yet another scandal. 
 
I Want the Chop.
 
Then go to an Ebola briefing in your cleats and wonder why your new Ebola Czar isn't there. Again. Dammit. Maybe he's at Bobby Van's, Morton's the Steakhouse, Prime Rib, District Chophouse, the Capital Grille. Who the Hell knows. He's not here.
 
Nice
 
Good thing we're not dealing with anything serious here, eh?

God bless,

LSP


10 comments:

LL said...

Hey, spend a few hours at the 19th hole, and you will forget why you wondered where the czar was!

LSP said...

Right. Lost in the links.

What a disaster.

Adrienne said...

He looks sort of like a girl in that first picture (please read between the lines to get my meaning - don't make me actually say it. Thanks...

LSP said...

I thought the last picture was especially moving.

LL said...

If Justin was to renounce Christianity and become a Muslim, mightn't a match with the Chief Executive be possible. I realize that I'm going out on a limb here trying to play match maker with your two bosses.

LSP said...

I think Justin would be very happy with the CE.

Good thinking.

LL said...

The only problem of pairing is who would be on top. We know that Michelle is a "top". Ah, the frustration of Justin and the Chief Executive trying to decide who would butch up for the day.

LSP said...

Tricky. Especially when Hillary's thrown into the mix.

Sorry. That was pretty nasty.

Brighid said...

He does no good whether there or on the links...

LSP said...

Ain't that the truth, Brighid.

God bless!