The Vice President of the United States of America and the second most powerful man on the planet is at it again.
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Speaking in Joplin, Missouri, Biden, affectionately known as "Ole Salt 'n Peppa," or "Teeth," reassured a local high school that the 161,000 people who died there in a freak tornado didn't die in vain.
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| Corrupts |
Fact-checkers wasted no time. Joplin's tornado victims numbered 161, not the number mentioned by Teeth. Was Salt 'n Peppa in a visionary trance? Like some kind of 161k Rapture? Or were his AI circuits simply malfunctioning?
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Apocalyptic harbinger of the Eschaton or a dud android?
You, the reader, be the judge,
LSP
4 comments:
Biden has the distinction of being wrong on EVERY SINGLE ISSUE since he took office in congress something like 68 years ago. That takes considerable talent. Think about it.
Now he's a heartbeat away.
Math is hard. Apparently Uncle Joe learned everything the Common Core way.
No doubt about it, the Biden's a pretty talented operator.
Infidel, I think you might... be right.
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