Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Timothy Leary Runs For Presiding Bishop!

As shocking in death as he was in life, '60's counter-culture icon, Timothy Leary, has told a stunned world that he will be making a bid for the sought-after position of Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church.

Pegasus Launched Leary

Leary announced his intention to run in the hotly contested race from space, where his cremated remains, or "cremains", orbit the planet every 90 minutes. This  makes the psychedelic psychiatrist a serious contender in the race to control the dwindling but rich off-world denomination.


Widely seen as a dark horse, runner-up, Leary could well surprise the current slate  of candidates for the Episcopal Church's most important job.


The bets are on.



Anonymous said...

I still cast vote for Anton.

LSP said...

The choice is yours. And it's a good one.

LL said...

If I don't vote for Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky, I'll end up in the basement of Lubyanka, which is horrible because they play the witch's sermons over-and-over-and-over to drive you insane.

So, I'm sticking with Felix.

LSP said...

Duly noted! And I see your logic.