Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Anglican Communion Snatched by Evil Owl?

Startling game cam footage has revealed the Anglican Communion being snatched by an evil owl, proving that there are "consequences" for what's euphemistically referred to as "riding the rainbow."

Where the owl will take the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion (WANC) is uncertain. According to the game cam's owner, the photos provided "clarity." 

Riding The Rainbow

"Some people thought there weren't any, you know, consequences when it came to riding the rainbow," he said, "Others reckoned there were when it looked like there weren't. It was really confusing, then the owl came and took the whole Communion away. It gave some clarity to the narrativity crisis."


When questioned about the destination of the owl and its captured Communion, the hunter stated, "I don't know where it's going, no one does. Maybe not even the owl, it could be flying around for kicks, fixing to drop that Communion when it gets tired playing. They do that."

An Owl Attacks

Where the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion will land is uncertain, that it's been snatched up in the talons of an evil owl appears irrefutable.

Stay tuned as the story develops.



LL said...

WANC should take the next logical step in its evolution and establish a bonafide coven. It only makes sense that since the communion was stolen by an owl, that they transition to a "black mass", which is where they've been headed for quite some time.

I'm sure that they'd be far more satisfied with that sort of service. It certainly mirrors their depraved and vicious lifestyle more clearly.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Well, that's a pretty hard core omen! Yikes! Around here, though, it's pretty much the case that the owls will go after anything. We've seen them grabbing full-grown cats, and the rabbits aren't too safe. Especially our domestic ones that we used to let roam free-range in the back yard. Had to stop doing that when the body parts started to stack up. You'd think a white rabbit would know better than to feed in the middle of a field in the full moonlight, but nooooo.

LSP said...

You have to wonder how many "black masses" are performed in TEC, LL, and if the celebrant went public, would they get in trouble?

LSP said...

I've seen hawks attack rabbits, Grunt, but haven't seen the owls in action. Of course rabbits aren't too smart. Then there's the Anglican Communion...

Anonymous said...

The only religion that has consistently supported Same Sex Marriage is Satanism. When Anglicans and Satanists are singing from the same hymn sheet you know something is gone very, very wrong.

LSP said...

That's a very good point, Anonymous.