Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Candlemas 2022

 



You may have missed it but today's Candlemas, the beautiful feast of the church year in which the Old Testament is fulfilled in terms of the New and Christ, the living temple, enters into His earthly facsimile.  It is, when you think on it, a bridge to Easter.

Here's Newman:


The Angel-lights of Christmas morn,

Which shot across the sky,

Away they pass at Candlemas,

They sparkle and they die.


Comfort of earth is brief at best,

Although it be divine;

Like funeral lights for Christmas gone,

Old Simeon's tapers shine.


And then for eight long weeks and more

We wait in twilight grey,

Till the high candle sheds a beam

On Holy Saturday.


We wait along the penance-tide

Of solemn fast and prayer;

While song is hush'd, and lights grow dim

In the sin-laden air.


And while the sword in Mary's soul

Is driven home, we hide

In our own hearts, and count the wounds

Of passion and of pride.


And still, though Candlemas be spent

And Alleluias o'er,

Mary is music in our need,

And Jesus light in store.


Bless you all.


Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος,

LSP

Just Out in The Field

 



Yes, this is Texas under a glowering sky. Note Cow Barn.




And tractor. I don't know why but Kubotas rule here.




A Shop.




I call this installation "Fence."


We recouped after a hard morning's work, "Wish you'd buy this place, brother, make for a heckuvva range. Put up a big berm by the tanks and off we go." My friend thought about this for perhaps a second as we took it easy on the side of his rig, "Dam! That's what I've been thinking about, berm and boom, shoot out to 450 yards." I agreed, "Right, put up a shooting tower back in the deal and have at it."





A moment of reflective silence and ES went ballistic, "Get going with a .50. But what if the round skips the berm and hits an 18 wheeler on I35?" I thought about it, a .50 BMG lofting out of the target area to power through an engine block on a highway a mile off.


Look, The Climate Changed!


"Utter disaster, my friend," and he agreed, "My wife told me I couldn't buy it, dammit. Dude, stop talking in case I do." And that was that, "Drive safe." I file this exciting story under guns and country life in Texas.

Shoot straight,

LSP

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

The Honking Will Continue

 



Yes, until freedom.




Freedom from the GloboCorp Health Stasi.




Wanna buy food? Show me your papers, dirt person.




Stasi? Or would that be Nazi?




But what can we say, the Russians did it! Dammit, GRU has its tentacles everywhere.




And look what they've done, cost health workers their jobs in the midst of a pandemic. The sheer, brazen, literal, diabolic machinations of the Kremlin.


Seriously, people have had enough of this viral, flatten the curve farce, witness the UK and BoJo's desperate hail May popularity bid to save his sinking career by ending Covid BS. Is everyone in England dying? No, they're not, neither are Texans or people from Florida or truckers in Ottawa.

That aside, our rulers are ruling because they want power and they've worked to get it. Are we prepared to say no to exactly that. Out of left field, Canada seems to be leading the way and more power to 'em. No more masks, no more mandates, no more freakish stasi "show me your papers," no more unelected, power hungry Health Service bureaucrats dictating the way we live and move, no more of that.




On point, farmers have joined the truckers. You see, thing is, baristas and associated theater majors, unless it's grown and shipped to you you don't get it. Take note. In the meanwhile, the honking continues.

Your Pal,

LSP

Monday, January 31, 2022

Meanwhile In Truckistan

 


Don't be shy, Justine! There's a party goin' on!


 Now look here, violent racists, you better stop dancing because you're a hate-filled, violent, fringe minority of Nazis. But the truckers and their fascist friends keep dancing. What?


In the meanwhile, Canada's sniveling fag multi-talented actress remains in hiding, in a secret location on Lake Harrington, not too far from Ottawa's dance party. Don't be shy, Justine, join in, just like you did for corp sponsored BLM and Pride.




It'd be a shame if truckers somehow found a way to blockade Trudeau's secret prime ministerial mansion, don't you think?

10/4,

LSP 

Blackface Trudeau Calls Truckers Racist

 



Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau came out of hiding today and addressed the nation from a secret location, accusing protesting Canadian truckers of racism, violence and hatred. 




Excuse me? Racism? Are you really sure you want to say that, Justine? Leaving aside the risible idiocy of equating vax mandates with racial justice, Trudeau might want to think twice about calling the proverbial kettle black.





But perhaps being a person of color is simply one of Trudeau's many, many roles. Which one's your favorite?





I go for "musketeer" but that's just me, you might prefer something else. Fair play, your call.

Honk,

LSP

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Canadian Truckers



You see, the thing about Canadian truckers is that they're this fringe minority. That's why Justine's not hiding from them and why Ottawa's not gridlocked.





Bear this in mind, you tyrants, when the people charged with delivering food to Toronto refuse to do so, what then? Avril Lavigne's gonna fill your freezer? Sorry, that was nasty.

One Love,

LSP

 

Well Done Son

 



He's happy, I'm happy, the Army's happy because a Specialist's done well and passed a Soldier of The Month board, which opens up NCO school and makes his leaders look good, so they're happy too. So what next?

A new regiment, obviously, to guard our southern border, the President's Own, made up of lancers, auxiliary Mexicans, a "melee" and associated hard chargers. Hon. Col.? Melania. She inspires the troops, and all of us. Unlike, say, Dr. Jill or the Field Hand.




In other news, Miss Trudeau's fled Canada to a secret location because a fringe minority of truckers have taken over zhir main city, Ottawa. Oops, time to go, Justine. You can imagine the transgendered gnashing of teeth in Toronto.




And what's with Toronto anyway? They think their city's so cosmopolitan and European but it's just this place in Canada, which has to be fed... by truckers. 

Arduus Ad Solem,

LSP

Saturday, January 29, 2022

Yes - Joni Mitchell is a Devil Witch

 

Note Satanic Sceptre


Far-sighted readers of this kebab stand on the information superhighway influential mind blog will remember that Team LSP did the polling, crunched the numbers and came up with a disturbing result. Yes, super talented, big yellow taxi, millionaire celebrity socialist Joni Mitchell is, in fact, a Devil Witch. 

Here, let's follow the science.



Whoa. The polling data's pretty damning, what a Devil Witch. And think, it all started so innocently, in Laurel Canyon, with our old friends, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. There they were, stardust, golden, but not now, oh no. Too busy shilling for the Man, Big Pharma, and that sweet, sweet ca$h.




That in mind, you can see how 2013's poll data's on an exponential curve to devilry upside and Joni doesn't disappoint. She's leaving Spotify to join her old partner in crime, Neil Young, aka Idiot. Get the vax, serfs, the Devil Witch tells us, or you won't be able to listen to my awesome music, you'll have to hear Joe Rogan instead.




Oh dear, what a tragedy, and what can we say? With Wild, "Hey, hey, lost my Spotify." In 2019 there were over 100 million people on Spotify. Now they're missing out on Neil and Joni.

Oh well,

LSP

Friday, January 28, 2022

Roving

 


Just roving the streets of this bucolic Texan haven and thanking God that he's called me to here. Just think of all the metrosprawl alternatives. OK, for many that's fine, and I don't judge, but I'd rather be in the country and I have to say, I miss Oxford and London. (What? Ed.)


Behold The Heinous Architecture of Our Overlords


Well who the hell wouldn't, so-called "LSP," if that's your real name, which we doubt. Hey, watch that tracer and see if it lands in Georgiana. If it does you're all invited.

In the meanwhile it's a fish fry here at the Compound and all the more awesome for catching it yourself. Striper. Ferocious beasts they were too. 


Nothing to See Here

In other news, check out sartori in Norwich, yes, it's a thing, and buy bullets. You never know, they might prove kinetically useful or, if not, you can always swap them for food.


Hmmmmm. Mellow Out LSP

Your helpful and practical Friend,

LSP

Thursday, January 27, 2022

We The People - Language!

 



Rock on, and let's hear it for Detroit.

Cheers,

LSP

Musk Rocks Neil Young is an Idiot


You may think that Elon Musk, the world's richest man, is strange and weird but he's got Covid tyranny down. In the darkness bind them. Well said, Mr. Musk, and how willingly they're bound.



Unless you're a Canadian trucker and Elon, who loves the Peoples' Currency, DOGE$, is all in favor of the Convoy. Canadian truckers rule. But how to defeat Justine and associated rainbow safety tyrants? 

 


Good call but do we still have that luxury ? In the meanwhile, Neil Young's an idiot.




Your Pal,

LSP

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Convoy!

 



Wow





That's a mighty convoy




Rock on, boys

And take note, Great Reset, NWO, Illuminati, Oligarch snakes, we're comin' for ya. Even in Canada.

10/4,

LSP