Yes - Joni Mitchell is a Devil Witch

 

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Far-sighted readers of this kebab stand on the information superhighway influential mind blog will remember that Team LSP did the polling, crunched the numbers and came up with a disturbing result. Yes, super talented, big yellow taxi, millionaire celebrity socialist Joni Mitchell is, in fact, a Devil Witch. 

Here, let's follow the science.

Whoa. The polling data's pretty damning, what a Devil Witch. And think, it all started so innocently, in Laurel Canyon, with our old friends, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. There they were, stardust, golden, but not now, oh no. Too busy shilling for the Man, Big Pharma, and that sweet, sweet ca$h.

That in mind, you can see how 2013's poll data's on an exponential curve to devilry upside and Joni doesn't disappoint. She's leaving Spotify to join her old partner in crime, Neil Young, aka Idiot. Get the vax, serfs, the Devil Witch tells us, or you won't be able to listen to my awesome music, you'll have to hear Joe Rogan instead.

Oh dear, what a tragedy, and what can we say? With Wild, "Hey, hey, lost my Spotify." In 2019 there were over 100 million people on Spotify. Now they're missing out on Neil and Joni.

Oh well,

LSP

Neil Young Joe Rogan Throwdown

Super talented awesome pop star Neil Young, as in old man take a look at your life, has blasted alt-celeb Joe Rogan, telling the famous ball-cap wearing podcaster to get off Spotify or "he will." What? Old Shaky's gonna take all his music off Spotify unless Rogan stops defying the COVID narrative?

Something like that. At one point Neil Young was a standard bearer for a movement which threatened to crush the establishment, which stuck it to the Man. And now? OBEY ME OR GET CENSORED.

Ugly Then, Ugly Now

Which makes us ask, was Neil a two-bit Stalinist all along? What can I say, down by the river.

Friends,

LSP