Houston, We Have A Problem

 

Several crazed Moslem savages shot up a group of Jews celebrating Hannukah on Bondi beach in disarmed Australia. Horrendous, and it seems 16 were killed, maybe more. Diversity is so obviously our strength and Islam's a religion of peace. No it isn't, Mohammed was a warlord, ask the Khaybar Jews and everyone else:

The Nice Attack = Muslim

The Paris Attacks = Muslims

The Shoe Bomber = Muslim

The Orlando attack = Muslim

The Beltway Snipers = Muslims

The Fort Hood Shooter = Muslim

The Underwear Bomber = Muslim

The Westminster Attack = Muslim

The 2005 Bali Bombings = Muslims

The murder of Lee Rigby = Muslims

The U.S.S. Cole Bombers = Muslims

The London Bridge Attack = Muslims

The Madrid Train Bombers = Muslims

The Charlie Hebdo Attacks = Muslims

The San Bernardino Attacks = Muslims

The Surabaya bombings = Muslims

The Minnesota Mall stabbings = Muslim

The 7/7 bombers = Muslims

The Moscow Theatre Attackers = Muslims

The Boston Marathon Bombers = Muslims

The Ankara Airport Attack = Muslims

The Manchester Arena bombing = Muslim

The Pan-Am #103 Bombers = Muslims

The Iranian Embassy Takeover = Muslims

The Air France Hijackers = Muslims

The 2002 Bali Nightclub = Muslims

The Batta Meena Attacks = Muslims

The Beirut Embassy bombers = Muslims

The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack = Muslims

The Yazidi Massacre of 2014 = Muslims

The Beheading of French priest = Muslims

The Buenos Aires bombers = Muslims

The Israeli Olympic Team = Muslims

The Kenyan U.S Embassy = Muslims

The Khobar Towers Bombers = Muslims

The Beirut Marine bombers = Muslims

The Besian School Attackers = Muslims

The First WTC bombers = Muslims

The Beheading of Daniel Pearl = Muslims

The Achille Lauro Hijackers = Muslims

The Bombay Attackers = Muslims

The 9/11 hijackers = Muslims

And on and on and on since the 7th century AD. You don't have to be some kind of genius historian to know that Islam isn't a religion of peace, and that GW Bush was a faked up fraud for coining the phrase. In the meanwhile, yet more people are dead thanks to suicidal leftist empathy and vote importing skulduggery masquerading as compassion.

May victims of this latest atrocity rest in peace,

LSP 

Game On

 

What a difference a year makes, there's a patriot in the White House who's actually alive. In Baltimore. Huh.

President Trump salutes the National Anthem at the 126th Army-Navy Game pic.twitter.com/pTLGmRipjA

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) December 13, 2025

In related news, the UK's leftist not so Independent legacy newspaper's come out  roaring and clashing sabers. The UK, they say, is ready for war and will defeat Putin's Russia. Wow. But, errrr, what with? Harry Potter? With its magic wand? Maybe Canada will help, with Wolverine. 

Dear Lord, please make it stop, and please defund Harvard. Oh, and please defund Yale, Brown, Brown and Duke too, surely they're unfit for purpose.

Thanks, in advance,

LSP

Put Christ Back Into Christmas

 

Put Christ back into Christmas, as opposed to the miserable "Happy Holidays!" corporate media rainbow slop which would enslave us by debt and inflation and call it progress. UK stalwart Tommy Robinson's organizing just such a thing, carols in downtown London. The Church of England isn't, make of that what you will. Here's the promo:

Nice one, Tommy, and he has a point. If you want to stand up for Christian culture, ie the West and God Himself, you have to be a Christian. Like no kidding. Hey, I'd be there if I didn't have to be in the States, looking after two missions in the great state of Texas. Oh, and by the way, it's the Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe today. 

Speaking of which, my assistant priest told me after Mass on Sunday that, "There will be dancers next week." I thought about this for a moment, "What the devil do you mean?" He replied, "Guadalupana, Padre." What a good man and more on the miraculous Tilma in short order.

Vade Retro,

LSP

There'll Always Be An England

 

Some people have given up on Great Britain, they think it's sunk in a turgid sea of Islamo-Marxist rainbow despotism and wokery. For them, the lion has departed from the Sceptered Isle. But not so fast, punters, here's an encouraging infovid:

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I sent this uplifting promotional video to a friend who lives, bizarrely, in Derby, a part of England which used to make things, "Are you a part of this, and if not, why not?" Don't say RBB! Jermyn Street forever.

Don't waste time and money with other places, get your shirts at H&H

In related news, you'll be interested to know that Tommy Robinson's orchestrating a Christmas carol service in downtown London, unlike the venerable if shrinking Church of England, and that the traitors, mountebanks and grifters who make up the Labour party are plummeting still further in the polls. Yes, dear friends, there is hope for us yet.

See you in Clubland and Devil take the hindmost.

Yours,

LSP

When You Ride Alone

 

I had no idea!

Do be careful, drivers.

Your Pal,

LSP

Jazzie

 

Jazzmin Crockett is a DEI lawyer, mountebank and politician currently representing a swathe of DFW metrosprawl communities in Dallas and Tarrant counties. But that handy little cash cow's about to end, thanks to redistricting, so Jazzy has to find a new job, in the Senate. Here's her awesome launch video:

Jazzy's an outspoken champion of the poor and oppressed, a race based social justice commie with an estimated net worth of only $9MN. Jazzy's congressional salary is $174K.

For what it's worth, I reckon Jazzy's political star will go the same way as Abortion Barbie's. Remember her? Neither do I.

Cheers,

LSP

Everything's Just Fine And Dandy

 

If you go to a major US base, like Fort Hood, home to several armored divisions, you'll see hundreds of tanks and associated vehicles in their respective motor pools. Pity the poor, literally underpaid, soldiers that tend to these armored beasts. That in mind, any one of I CAV's vehicle parks at Hood is probably about the size of the UK's total force.

Point being, why should the US continue to run security for Europe and the UK, why? They hate us, seriously, literally, they really hate us. You doubt me? Take a walk through downtown London with your stab vest and ask the locals. Man, they hate and scorn us. Why? Because we're not commies, like what they are.

Go on, try it. Land at the French House or Coach & Horses in Soho and tell them you're American. I dare you, and if you're bold enough to do so, watch the Leftist venom drip from their literally bankrupt lips. Yes, they really hate you. Why? Because we dare say no to Globohomo corporate rainbow orthodoxy. And that's too bad for Rainbow Fortress Europa because it relies on the US for armed security, gas in the absence of cleverly sanctioned Russia, and, well, all their dam money.

This is sad. Patriotic Americans love Great Britain, they really do, and want to boost the Sceptered Isle. I know this, think Winston Churchill, but how can we even begin to lend our not inconsiderable force to the equation when the other end of the math doesn't add up? We can't and shouldn't.

Why should one American die in defense of a Kultur Bloc which hates us, why should a single American soldier die in defense of the UK? To protect puberty blockers, rape gangs, open borders and suicidal empathy? I won't bang on, you get the point, and let's make it more clear.

Why should Americans pay tax, give their money, to people who hate them? That'd be the Europeans. Cut 'em loose? Your call.

Your Best Pal,

LSP

Britannia Rules The Waves? Not So Much

 

According to a blistering report in the Daily Mail the UK's once mighty Navy is in a dire state, with only 9 out of a tiny force of 25 warships and attack submarines "active or deployed." 

2 out of 6 destroyers, 5 out of 9 frigates and none of the UK's 6 attack submarines are active, leaving the country's 4 nuclear armed submarines effectively defenseless and reliant on US support. The UK's 2 assault ships are currently inoperable or in process of being sold/decomisioned, though 2 aircraft carriers are seaworthy but lack aircraft and experienced crews for full operational readiness.

 

Retired Rear Admiral Chris Parry stated, "This situation is utterly dire – we haven't got enough ships to protect our aircraft carriers and we haven't got any attack submarines to protect our nuclear deterrent." The National Interest agrees, "Despite a global deployment, the Royal Navy struggles with shrinking ship numbers, maintenance issues, and limited operations, highlighting Britain’s declining naval power and inability to project force independently."

Why the catastrophic decline? Navy Lookout lists five underlying causes for the Royal Navy's chronic lack of readiness: Long term underfunding, a hollowed out industrial ship building base, procurement dysfunction, personnel shortages - no one wants to enlist to fight for Rainbow Britain, who can blame them - and bureaucratic inertia.

You'd think that an island power which relies on maritime commerce would invest heavily in its navy, but apparently not. Against this backdrop, First Sea Lord Gen Sir Gwyn Jenkins has announced Atlantic Bastion, a plan to strengthen the UK's Atlantic defense against perceived Russian threat, relying on drone technology and cooperation with Norway. Defense expert Professor Peter Roberts wasn't impressed:

"The Royal Navy does not have the ships to do this job coherently or credibly and is looking to address it with drones as they are cheaper and can provide coverage of the geographical areas for which the Royal Navy is responsible in lieu of new ships. Russia so far is going unchallenged in much of UK water space and this strategy is playing catch up long after the fact," stated Roberts to the BBC.

What can we say. The UK's apparently gambling on two things viz. never having to fight a sea war again or, if it does, relying on US ships to fight it. I wouldn't bet the monkey on either.

Sink Me,

LSP

Axe

Already the axe is laid to the root of the trees

How long, friends, do you think societies whose economies are based on infinite debt, whose mothers kill their babies in the womb, which shriek for war while transing and feminizing their militaries, whose media is nothing more than agitprop globohomo corporatist propaganda, whose elections are rigged and borders opened to third world savages, how long can such a society exist?

What an evil old womyn

Well that was a long sentence, let's cut it down for clarity. How long can a people who openly defy and reject God, reality Himself, be expected to continue and flourish?  Not for long. Go against that which is, truth, and see how you make out. But of course this means nothing to an Enemy which seeks to destroy, and that only.

Santiago de Matamoros

Nihilists, you see, and they've been given a massive backhanded slap here in the US. Result. Europe and the UK? Hugely behind the times, but just you wait and see, EuroHomos. When the cash runs out of your solar wind farms so too does welfare for your precious imported vote Moslems. Then let the games begin.

The axe, dear punters, is laid to the root of the trees, which side of the blade are you on?

Vade Retro,

LSP

Please Make It Stop

 

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) told something called MS NOW that immigrants from Somalia, India, and Africa built this country and make it "what it is today."

“The majority of Americans across the country, regardless of political party, know that immigrants from all over the world, Somalia, India, wherever they’re from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built this country and make this country what it is today,” stated Jaypal.

No they didn't, unless you count the Founding Fathers who were mostly Somalians, obviously.

Please make it stop,           

LSP 

Franklin's Tale

 

Franklin, what could have got into you?

Is everything OK?

Some think so. "Franklin's just a patriot with a big heart and a well-calibrated sense of justice. No problems there," explained one creator on social media.

A truth-seeking turtle who loves his country, if you will.

Others seem to disagree. "Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image, which directly contradicts these values," stated Kids Can Press.

Respect to Maverick for keeping this popular brand of beloved children's books alive.

Cheers,

LSP

Starting To Look A Lot Like Christmas

 

It may be the beginning of Advent but it's already starting to look a lot like Christmas, not least at the White House where a lot's changed in the course of a year. See if you can spot the difference:

Joe Biden made a mockery of Christmas at the White House.

President Trump made Christmas magical and magnificent again at the White House.

Biden was crass. Trump is class.pic.twitter.com/kC61qbwReT

— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) December 1, 2025

 

OK, maybe that was a little tricky, so here's another take, by way of perspective and discernment. Check it out:

 

🚨 NEW: What a contrast! Donald Trump’s traditional Christmas display at the White House versus Joe Biden’s woke Christmas last year pic.twitter.com/82KhOgkPjQ

— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) December 1, 2025

I know, it's not easy to see what's changed but does one White House strike you as a kind of demonic rainbow glee club and the other as, well, Christmas? As  always, you the reader be the judge.

Cheers,

LSP

Advent Begins

 

Behold the start of a new liturgical year, the first Sunday of Advent, as we prepare to celebrate the coming of salvation into the world at Christmas. With this, our minds are drawn to the second Advent when Christ will return to judge the quick and the dead and the world by fire on the great and terrible Day of the Lord. It will come upon us like a thief in the night, like the deluge in the days of Noah. So watch, be vigilant, prepared. 

To that end, cast off the works of darkness and put on the armor of light, it's a matter of urgency. But that's enough LSP, here's Farrer for real wisdom:

OUR journey sets out from God in our creation, and returns to God at the final judgement. As the bird rises from the earth to fly, and must some time return to the earth from which it rose; so God sends us forth to fly, and we must fall back into the hands of God at last. But God does not wait for the failure of our and the expiry of our days to drop us back into his lap. He goes himself to meet us and everywhere confronts us. Where is the countenance which we must finally look in the eyes, and not be able to turn away our head? It smiles up at Mary from the cradle, it calls Peter from the nets, it looks on him with grief when he has denied his master. Our judge meets us at every step of our way, with forgiveness on his lips and succour in his hands. He offers us these things while there is yet time. Every day opportunity shortens, our scope for learning our Redeemer’s love is narrowed by twenty-four hours, and we come nearer to the end of our journey, when we shall fall into the hands of the living God, and touch the heart of the devouring fire.

 

Touch the heart of the devouring fire.

God bless you all,

LSP

Black Friday

 

You know what it's like, the day after Thanksgiving, so what do you do? Head to the stores in search of great deals, or something like that. You probably headed off to Macy's, Harvey Nic's and Tiffany's to find a great bargain. Me? Brookshires and Walmart to find cut price rib roasts. You see, what happens is this. After Thanksgiving these place discount all their leftover roasts and you can snap 'em up cheap. Good call, right?

No, epic fail. All the affordable roasts were missing, someone must have looted them, so I contented myself with Walmart's own brand "Sliced Swiss," it's not bad, stupidly cheap white wine, also not bad, and what claimed to be free range eggs, along with some 90 cent candles.

Black Friday foray over, I fell back to the Compound to contemplate the mission. Yes, a success, but what if I'd bought beef? Failure and bankruptcy, and here's the thing. 47 keeps telling us the economy's booming, how very awesome and I'm sure it is. But why, then, is the cost of groceries up, and up, and up? Like beef, which has what, tripled in price? And everything else.

It's as though there's a financial gap between White House pronouncements and life as we live. To put it simply, we're not getting any more money and everything costs more. I put this to Ma LSP and she replied, ever sharp, "You do understand the people saying these things don't actually buy groceries." Well yes, there is that. 

Who knows, perhaps tariffs, abolishing income tax and deporting millions of third world welfare savages will provide relief. Regardless, maybe next week's a better time to check for discounts.

Vaguely on topic, can any of you recommend an air pistol for backyard plinking/pest control? Serious question.

Your Pal,

LSP

Free The Slaves

 

Check it out, here's a video:

Reports are coming in from all over the province.

Cattle are restless. Trucks are rumbling.
The Legislature lights flickered.

The Most Albertan Man in the World has returned. pic.twitter.com/Ft0RtJRAY2

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) November 26, 2025

And hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. All about medium rare roast beef here, delicious.

Cheers,

LSP 

Happy Thanksgiving

 

There's a standing rib in the oven, Yorkshire pudding batter's in the fridge, potatoes are getting ready to roast and it's all go, I tell you. So, see you on the other side. In the meanwhile, here's a short prayer:

Almighty and gracious Father, we give thee thanks for the fruits of the earth in their season and for the labors of those who harvest them. Make us, we pray, faithful stewards of thy great bounty, for the provision of our necessities and the relief of all who are in need, to the glory of thy Name; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with thee and the Holy Ghost, one God, now and forever. Amen.

 

God bless,

LSP

Quality Control

 

No more transing kids.

No more open borders.

No more grift.

No more Moslem savages.

No more commies.

No more Fed.

No more IRS.

No more Rainbow Moloch.

No, no more of that, and what will it take? Let's see, please, at least one arrest. Just one would be good. We're waiting.

See you in Clubland,

LSP

Time To Go

 

Let's see it,

LSP

Oh Dear

 

You know what it's like. You're feeling at a bit of a loose end because it's Friday night in Lincoln, so whaddya do? Drive over to the Bishop of Lincoln's place to hang out with your prelatical pal and get into a glass or twenty of the right stuff. Then what? That's easy.

Drive the bishop's Kia, ahem, Sportage down the road to your sad little vicarage and crash it, mas gusto, into a Brit film star's boyfriend's Skoda, writing the nasty Sportage and the wretched Skoda off at one fell swoop. And, by the way, you've somehow managed to lose your shoes in the process. Huh.

Oops

Some kind of joke? No, just another true story from the venerable if shrinking Church of England. It seems Rev Hughes Carew, onetime Church House apparatchik decided to get it on for his birthday. Fair play, let the bells ring out, as they apparently did from a nearby church. And then?

Haul over to your pal's palace, Bishop Stephen Conway. It's Friday night, it's your birthday, live it up, get it on, lose your shoes, climb into the bishop's car, drive it half a mile down the road, hey, it's close, and smash into a celebrity associated Skoda. Boom.

St. Hugh of Lincoln

Rev. Carew was evidently educated at the appallingly establishment Westcott House in Cambridge, the Venerabile in Rome, curiously, and seems to have majored in yoga and church bureaucracy. He's now facing a driving ban and disbarment from the priesthood. 

The Bishop of Lincoln, Hughes' drinking buddy, remains very largely in place, and claims Rev Hughes took his nifty if unpleasant Kia Sportage without permission. What can we say?

1. Judge not lest ye be judged. Yes, there is that. 2. Don't drink and drive. It's potentially deadly. 3. Don't hang with the Bishop of Lincoln. If you do, keep your shoes on. 4. Don't be a dam mountebank and give ammo to the enemy. We're assuming, dangerously, that Hughes+ and +Lincoln aren't actually on the enemy's side. And on. So.

I, for one, hope that Hughes recovers from what has to be a terrible hangover and that the Bishop of Lincoln learns his lesson too. As in, get a driver. It's simple. Man in hat in Daimler drives ridiculously shoeless cleric back to his unpleasant little house. No. Harm. Done. Or of course you can always get an Uber.

St. Hugh of Lincoln, pray for us, it's clearly needed.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

What Excellent Posters!

 

Popular British comedian Ricky Gervais is at it again, promoting his vodka brand with a series of street art billboards on London public transport, mocking the capital city's rampant crime.

Over 16,000 knife crime incidents in London were reported to the police in 2024/25 and, according to the Daily Express, some 80,000 phones were stolen in 2024 alone.

According to the UK's 2021 census, there were 1,318,755 Moslems living in the greater London area, or around 15% of the population. The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, is a Moslem. What could possibly go wrong.

Well done, Mr. Gervais, keep 'em coming,

LSP