Trade War!

 

Canada's loathed leader, Mark aptly named "Carney," has declared trade war on the US. America quakes in its boots, except that it doesn't. Please, let's see Alberta independence next year. Ontario, Quebec and Vancouver can go it alone without the oil they despise, and Albertans can be free from under the yoke of corporate leftist tyranny.

ACOC

In the meanwhile, here's some interpretive liturgical dance to cheer you up. I know, right, just when you thought it'd disappeared into the trash can of history. Hey, not so fast:

Beautiful, isn't it,

LSP

Canada Day - WARNING GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

 

Here's a Canada Day treat, old but gold. Behold the epic glory of Elizabeth May, what can I say? Words fail:

Pretty special, eh? And that was 11 years ago, imagine if you can, how much worse it is now. Alberta has to go, please.

A Mare Usque Ad Mare,

LSP

The Most Albertan Man In The World

 

Let's take a break from deranged lesbian poet persyns getting shot, an Oreshnik hitting Lvov, the BBC's risible failure to cover Persians overthrowing their hated Islamic overlords and French people getting sent to gaol for "cyber bullying" Macron's husband figure. 

Yes, they accused, ahem, Brigitte, of being a man and got sent to prison. Truth apparently hurts. But enough of that, move on to something more uplifting, like Albertan independence. Check it out.

And again.

Hard winters made him. Common sense armed him.

Some men chase approval. He collects signatures.

They wanted a compliant Alberta. Instead they got an Albertan awakening.

And today, The Most Albertan Man in the World Strikes Back. pic.twitter.com/amgCQRkpsr

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) January 8, 2026

Reliable sources in Canada's Cow Town tell me they've had enough of Ottawa, and who can blame them. Imagine how prosperous Albertans would be if they weren't shackled to the Rainbow Stasi State which bleeds them dry, supposedly for their own benefit. As in, "Look here, rich province, send all your money to the poor provinces, like Quebec, and then you'll be richer."

Classic Leftist logic, the poorer you are, the richer you'll be, just wait and see. Not unlike Climate Change, when you think on it. Oh look, it's so much hotter now, which is why it's colder. So pay us moar tax.

C'mon, Alberta break free,

LSP

Free The Slaves

 

Check it out, here's a video:

Reports are coming in from all over the province.

Cattle are restless. Trucks are rumbling.
The Legislature lights flickered.

The Most Albertan Man in the World has returned. pic.twitter.com/Ft0RtJRAY2

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) November 26, 2025

And hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. All about medium rare roast beef here, delicious.

Cheers,

LSP