A Train Robbery

 

He wasn't a border psycho, not at all. LeVon Helm was, of course, a drummer.

Cheers,

LSP

Are You Mad?

 

Oh my, here's the video:

See you at the Blind Beggar, alright?

Your Best Pal,

LSP

Chicken

 

There's chicken, as in we're going to tariff all you asset stripping Quislings and your globalist offshore cronies, so bring it on if you dare, and then there's chicken, as in the meat. In full sympathy with the former, I cheerfully set about the inward spirit of the thing with the latter, buying a 4 Pack of skin on, bone in thighs.

Unlike steak, at least for now, these tasty little beasts are still affordable, coming in at a mere 6 bucks a pack, and they're made in America, which is what it's all about. So look down upon those thighs with glowing favor like the patriot you are, and get to work.

 

Step One: Fire up the grill, I use a whole funnel of charcoal. Step Two: Wash the chicken in case RFK Jnr hasn't caught all the chemicals, and pat 'em dry with paper towel. Step Three: Brush the chicks with olive oil and apply salt and pepper to both sides. You may or may not trim excess skin. I don't, surely that extra, crispy chicken skin adds to the net result. Step Four: Place thighs in fridge and empty the funnel into one half of the grill kettle, you're going for indirect heat, obviously. Well done, you've got this far.

Maybe you take a breather at this point, but don't wander off task, you want those coals hot. That in mind, oil up the grill grate, place over heat and cover the thing with its lid. Idea being to heat up grate and kettle like an oven, those thighs should sizzle when they hit the grate. That's Step Five, Step Six is simple. Put the thighs on the grate near to but not over the coals, then cover for around 30 or 40 minutes. Let the heat do its thing while you listen to the good old Grateful Dead, Lully, Glinka, Waylon, Cash, Blue Oyster Cult and all of that. A pleasant interlude.

Then boom, time to take the lid off that grill and behold succulent thighs, juices running clear. Result, near perfection. Is there a next step, beyond eating the tasty little beasts? Some say there is and I've been following their advice, it's this. Brush the chicken with your BBQ sauce of choice, I'm using Stubbs, you probably make your own, turn meat to heat, brush other side, cover for a few minutes and repeat. The sauce will caramelize and char; be careful though, you don't want to burn the thighs, unless you like that. Some do, no rule.

Mission accomplished, serve that chicken up and fall upon your scoff.

Like a warrior,

LSP

Dallas

 

Sometimes, please don't laugh, the drive to Dallas down I35 isn't so bad and that's the way it was yesterday. No wrecks, no bumper to bumper craziness at 90 mph, no construction either, just a clear highway into the Metrosprawl and Ma LSP's place.

So that was good, and we had fun on the back deck discussing the iniquities of the Left, the craven turpitude of our beloved establishment GOP and the base malfeasance of the Uniparty. Today? Morning Prayer followed by excursion to Oak Lawn and Yong's tailor. Let's see if Mr Yong can work his magic on an old pair of trousers and a suit coat.

Then back to Dallas HQ for some yardwork and a delicious steak, tasty as you like. Tomorrow it's back to the Compound and the sylvan boulevards of Olde Texas. Who knows, maybe a shoot's in order, it's been awhile.

Cheers,

LSP

Never Surrender

 

Are you inclined, dear readers, to surrender? As in, "Oh, I read the New York Times and Politico and NPR and now I have to be a globalist NWO puppet." Sure, go on, go right ahead, dumbass, obey your rulers.

Here at the Compound we take a different path, the path of freedom, truth and beauty. As in part of that involves firearms; a free man can defend himself, a slave cannot. Take note, serfs.

2A,

LSP 

PS. Ahem.

Marine Le Pen Lawfared

 

Popular French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen has been found guilty of embezzlement by a national court and banned from political life for a period up to and including the country's 2027 presidential elections. Le Pen was also hit with a two year suspended jail sentence and a further two years house arrest, she will appeal the verdict.

Marine Le Pen joins a growing list of lawfared political figures, such as Bolsonaro in Brazil, Imran Khan in Pakistan, Calin Georgescu in Romania and Donald Trump here in the US. Elon Musk weighed in on social media, "When the radical left can’t win via democratic vote, they abuse the legal system to jail their opponents. This is their standard playbook throughout the world." Italy's deputy Prime Minister Matteo Salvini went further, blasting the court's decision as "a declaration of war from Brussels."

Keen-eyed readers of this inconsequential taco stand on the Information Super Highway might remember a time when Europe and the Free World prided itself on free elections, a free press and an independent judiciary. Now? Not so much. Why, then, should the US under its current leadership spend a single cent on the defense of countries which are at best against our values.

Defense aside, maybe tariffs and increasingly surging nationalism will bring Rainbow Fortress Europa to something resembling sense.

Marseillaise,

LSP

GODZILLA

Oh yes indeed.

 

We are all Rhodesians now. Arm up.

Roger Out,

Cheers,

LSP

Zadok

 

Zadok!

Vivat,

LSP

SEA HAG

 

It'd be a shame if this short Sea Hag infovid went viral, wouldn't it:

What a SEAHAG https://t.co/KoMjPIYOHn

— Michael Heidt (@michael_he72580) March 29, 2025

SEAHAG has an estimated net worth of over $230 million, which wasn't bad for a socialist civil servant on a congressional salary of $174,000. SEAHAG makes such good trades that there's even an X account tracking her fiscal genius, Pelosi Stock Tracker. Check it out and maybe you too can become multi-millionaire Socialist Sea Hag rich.

Thanks for the tip, LL.

Cheers,

LSP

You Revolting Fraud

 

Did you vote for this? If so, why so.

Your Pal,

LSP

Listen Up

 

This is long but worth the watch. Erik Prince tells it like it is, and thanks, LL, for the link, old but gold:

Make of this what you will, and while you're at it, reflect on previous invasions of Russia, not least Kursk.

Your Friend,

LSP

Two Tier Kier Bans Ninja Swords

 

What is this, some kind of pathetic joke? No, it's real and it's happening now in NetZero commonsense Britain. That's right, if you want to live out your fantasy ninja dreams in the Sceptered Isle you're fresh outta luck, because 2TK's banned your sword of choice. No more ninjato steel for you, serfs.

OK, you've got until the summer all you UK Ninjas, but don't take it from me, here's 2KT zhirself on social media, or at least one of they/them staffers:

Knife crime is at epidemic levels and is ruining lives across Britain.

As Prime Minister, I'll crack down on sales of these lethal weapons once and for all.

When I announce a ban, you’ll get a ban.https://t.co/ducB1yikwu

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) January 24, 2024

Yeah, all that knife crime. Caused by all those Moslem and POC votes. Better ban ninja swords then, hadn't you. For goodness sake, the country whose empire once spanned the globe is now a Rainbow Stasi, Ninjato Banning Great Replacement Globalist laughing stock.

That's not all, the UK also has some of the highest industrial energy costs in the world, four times that of the US. But don't worry, no one's going to cut you off with their ninja sword when you can't afford your bill, they'll just send you to jail for mean Facebook posts.

Maybe the UK's heading towards a crisis if it's not already in one. I, for one, wouldn't want to be there when and if it erupts.

Katana,

LSP