Travel Ban!

Lib heads are exploding all over the planet because the US Supreme Court's OK'd President Trump's travel ban on 5, yes, 5, Muslim countries.

Muslim terrorists from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria and Yemen aren't allowed free access to America  so that they can blow it up, and libs are enraged.

Racism! they exclaim as their heads burst all over their NYT muesli. Really? Since when was Islam a race and what's wrong with barring people with a governing ideology, Islam , which wants to destroy your country, from moving into your country.

The only problem here is that the ban doesn't go far enough. Let's see Saudi, Qatar, Pakistan, Egypt, Turkey, Iran and all the rest banned from exporting their head chopping savagery. 

Sorry, Mullahs, NWO globalists, Illuminati and sycophantic MillSoc libs, we're not going to submit.

And if you want a house of war, bring it on.

Deus Vult,

LSP

Lynch Goes MAGA?

Has a member of the Hollywood elite broken ranks ranks and gone MAGA? Well, kind of. 

David Lynch, of Twin Peaks fame has gone on the record saying that Trump could go down as one of the "greatest presidents in history," although he identifies as a libertarian.

A Typical Trump Snow Globe

“[Trump] could go down as one of the greatest presidents in history," stated Lynch, "because he has disrupted the thing so much. No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way.”

Twin Peaks

Lynch went on to tell the Guardian that the current crop of US leaders were like "children" who "couldn't get anything done."

“Our so-called leaders can’t take the country forward, can’t get anything done. Like children, they are. Trump has shown all this.”

Deranged

Like children, deranged, low IQ children? Surely not.

MAGA,

LSP

The Alien Invasion

Unsettling evidence suggests that space aliens aren't content with creating a new race of trans sexual hybrids but are well advanced in plans to take over America and the world.

Lord of the Flies

There's business. Is Bezos even a human name?

Cuckerberg

What about Zuckerberg. A tiny ET with big Alien ambition?

Space Alien

Or Strzok. Now that's hardly a human name, is it.

Hybrid

Then there's the media. Is Rachel Maddow a hybrid?

The Red Cuck

And are the aliens thrashing in reptilian rage at MAGA thwarting their plans for global domination? Don't say Red Cuck  Restaurant.

Good Heavens

Are space aliens taking over? You be the judge,

LSP

Abducted?

Shocking new research suggests that US transsexuals weren't "born that way" but are victims of a sinister experiment by space aliens, the "Greys", to alter human DNA. 

According to one UK based paranormal expert, A. DelGarde, the current wave of American transsexualism is the result of 20 years of alien abduction.

"The notorious grey aliens are, on the whole, devoid of gender," stated DelGarde, "but were in the 1990s interfering with humans because of some peculiar reproductive agenda of their own. Within its own frame of reference this would explain why aliens after human spermatozoa didn’t just covertly raid a sperm bank rather than target men in California, Austin and the Midwest."

DelGarde and other experts believe we are now seeing the results of alien experimentation.

"So, after twenty years of alien hybrids and experimentation, their Midwich Cuckoos are growing up - we are now seeing the consequences of alien interference with human DNA. 

"In the words of a colleague, 'Given that some estimates say that up to 3 million Americans may have been abducted by aliens, it could explain what's occurring over the Pond'."

Others aren't so sure. Singer songwriter superstar, Lady GagGa, Presidential hopeful Joe Biden and the Episcopal Church believe that gender's a construct, that being a man or a woman is the result of brain waves rather than biology or experimentation by space aliens.

So what's it to be. Are transsexuals the sad victims of alien abduction or a victory of mind over matter?

You, discerning reader, be the judge.

LSP

Fauxtrage!

Do you feel concussed, worn out, weary, fatigued, irascible, ready to snap at any moment? Yes? That's because you're suffering from the debilitating effects of Traumatic Fauxtrage Stress Disorder (TFSD), or "Faux Shock."

TFSD's brought on by relentless barrages of fauxtrage, shrieking cacophanies of faked-up, hysterical moral indignation, pouring down on you like a Stalin Organ in full flood. And it's constant.

A Typical Stalin Pants Organ

Do you remember the faux civil rights movement, Black Lives Matter, and their phony hysteria when thugs got shot by the cops? And the Statues! Cue another salvo from the faux Katyusha. It's all forgotten now but such is the nature of fauxtrage, it's vicious but short lived.

A Typical Katyusha

Then there was the great feminist Grab 'Em Fauxtrage of 2016, quite the barrage, only to be replaced by the foaming-at-the-mouth, Cold War frenzy of Russia hacked the election. Thanks a lot, Putin, for destroying our democracy and putting your spy in the Whitehouse.

Stormy The Prostitute

But that got boring because there wasn't, like, you know, any proof. So the rolling thunder of hysteria moved on to Stormy The Prostitute. Outrage. Sorry, fauxtrage, and it too fizzled like a malfunctioning Soviet rocket. Hunh, fail, back to the drawing board and don't mention Bill Clinton.

Now it's The Children. Trump is a racist, unchristian, child hating, Nazi monster for enacting inhuman, fascist immigration laws. Rockets fire! But, dammit, the laws were put in place by other presidents, and while we're at it, since when did the Planned Parenthood left ever care about children?

A Millionaire Socialist

As in MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist) Peter Fonda, who told social media and the world that 12 year Barron Trump should be "put in a cage with pedophiles." And we won't talk about the millions sacrificed by MillSoc Cecile Richards to demonic Moloch.

So stay tuned, as this latest blast of hysterical anger fizzles away to nothing and's replaced by another frenzied salvo of leftist fauxtrage. But while we're waiting for the faux shock and awe of the next assault, consider this.

Fauxtrage

The presenting causes of fauxtrage are transparently fake but the anger isn't. The dustbin of history BLM, Statues, Grab 'Em, Russian Collusion, Stormy The Prostitute, Children, all these and more are simply signs or channels.

Moloch

I'd argue bogus ones at that, but nonetheless emblems of a real inner and spiritual anger. Of an incohate, nihilist rage that seizes on the nearest available thing, no matter how flimsy, to find expression.

Now that's something to fight.

Fish on,

LSP

Catch The Cat

Well done, kid!

That is a monster.

You have now officially passed the catfish test. On a light rod too, which adds to the glory.

Fish on,

LSP

Summer Solstice

Thanks to a noted member of the intelligence community we all know it's the Summer Solstice. How very beautiful.

It seems innocent.

But is it?

Better mind your wallets.

Hippies are thieves.

Harambe weeps,

LSP

Monster Bass Bonanza

Like a gift from heaven it began to rain, rippling the still surface of the small lake and out whirred lines across the water. Tranquil, but not for long.

His First Big Bass

The first Bass plowed into my hook like a sledgehammer coming down on a Clinton Blackberry. Kaboom, and before you could say Russian collusion the fight was on, and what a fight but finally, after about 5 minutes, up came a Bass, a monster Hybrid.

Monster

This went on for two days, morning, noon and evening, monster Bass after monster Bass until I lost count. Outrageous, unreal, ridiculous fishing, a make-your-arms-ache Bass bonanza of epic proportions. Pretty much a huge fish with every cast, and here's the thing.

Weirdly Large Hybrid

I had some luck with green plastic worms on Texas rigs, very little with topwater lures and no luck at all with crankbaits. These didn't produce; similar, when you think about it, to the Deep State's various attempts to overthrow the President. P**gate, Russian spy, Stormy the Prostitute and on, none of them worked, dammit.

Scientific Rig

No, but live worms on a #1 baitholder did, these enormous Bass couldn't get enough of them. They loved them like a millionaire socialist loves fauxtrage, and perhaps this confounds conventional wisdom, which advises big hooks and big bait for big fish. 

Whatever the case, the small hook, live worm rig fished up a storm of surging, diving, running, thrashing Bass. Just a whole lot of fun and there's a message in that.

Get out and fish,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

It's a rare week that doesn't see America's popular and glamorous First Lady attacked by New World Order, leftist shills and this week's no exception.

Disgraced millionaire socialist and former comic, Kathy Griffin, net worth $20 million, lashed out at Melania on Sunday, saying "F*ck you, Melanie" and calling the First Lady a "feckless complicit piece of sh*t."

Melania's offense? Stating through her spokeswoman that, "Mrs. Trump hates to see children separated from their families & hopes both sides of the aisle can finally come together to achieve successful immigration reform. She believes we need to be a country that follows all laws but also a country that governs w/heart.”

Well said, First Lady, it'd take "both sides of the aisle" to change the Flores Consent Decree and you can read about that here.

In the meanwhile, imagine the outrage if any celebrity had used Griffin style language to attack Michelle Obama.

Thank you Melania for providing our nation with an alternative to foul-mouthed MillSoc stooges like Kathy Griffin.

MAGA,

LSP

A Father's Day Infographic

As you're busy scoffing down those Father's Day burgers, hot dogs, beer can chicken, delicious steaks, fried Striper and enjoying the affects of toxic masculinity, reflect on the above infographic.

Here at the Compound we think it speaks for itself.

Lock her up,

LSP

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day! And I hope you're all having a great time with family and friends on your various compounds.

But I nearly forgot. If someone tells you that gender's a construct, attack them with phosphorous, or whatever, there's no rule.

God bless,

LSP