Buccolic Idyll

Sometimes what I like to do when I'm taking Blue Ebeneezer for a morning stroll is take pictures of houses. 

Thanks a Lot

As you can see, all is well in our merry little slice of rural paradise, and that's the good part of town.

Demoncratz

Blue Obadiah lays the blame squarely on the shoulders of the limo-lib Illuminati elite who run this country. He hates them and won't listen to "nuance" and "reason." These, he snarls, are, "New York Times degenerate." Smart dog.

Good Dog

In other news, it appears Obama didn't bother to consult the Pentagon before attacking ISIS. Way to go, Commander-in-Chief. Obviously he takes this operation seriously.

Bad Dog

And a terror attack by Methodists, sorry! Muslims, to stab the Queen was stopped by U.K. police. Weird, eh? Like totally out of leftfield.

Ride on,

LSP

Anglican Church of Canada, Run by Dead Space Alien?

Recent evidence suggests that the Anglican Church of Canada (ACoC) isn't controlled by human beings but by the spirit of a dead alien space creature.

Wrong

Proof emerged in Gosford, where Archdeacon Rod Bower is campaigning for radical Islam and the subjugation of women.

Right

Good call, Rod, and it's all fun and games until you wake up and find ISIS has chopped your buddy's head off.

Please, Canadians, put the brakes on the spaceship. And thanks, Samizdat.

LSP 

I Name This Dog

It's not every day that a Blue Heeler tips up on your porch and makes it his home for a couple of days. What can you do? You can ignore him and/or send him to animal jail or you can reward his loyalty by taking him in. That's what I did, and he's gnawing on a pig's ear this very moment.

Good Dog

But that's all very well. What should I call this beast? I wasn't sure, so I appealed to the readership and got a lot of help and some great names.

Bad Dog

In the end I went for Blue. Thanks LL, but that's just a first name; I have a good mind to cycle through the other names as the mood suits. Blue Banjo one day, Blue Rustler the next and so on. When he's been bad? Blue Welby springs to mind, or simply "Justin."

In other news, a church person just donated some tamales to the cause. I'm all for that.

Cheers,

LSP

Open Carry Texas

Now that Demoncrat Wendy's been trashed at the polls, Greg Abbott's stepped up to the plate and announced he'll sign-off on an open carry bill as soon as it hits his desk. What! You're thinking, Texas isn't an open carry state? Not really, you can carry rifles but not handguns. That looks set to change.

And it's not just men, a lot of women support open carry. After all, who knows what you might meet.

At Target.

The diner.

Or even San Antonio.

Let's leave Austin out of this, but I reckon being armed would be useful there too.

Well done, Greg. Let's see that bill.

LSP

This Dog Hunts Democrats

The thing about Blue Heelers is that they're a Collie/Dingo cross. Mine hates libs. A lot. Smart dog.

His first name is Blue.

That much is decided.

LSP

Pathetic Millionaire Socialist Losers

A lot of Demoncratz lost in yesterday's historic beating. Like Wendy Davis who was steamrolled in Texas and Hillary Clinton, who was given a pounding by proxy as the libs she campaigned for lost, one after another.

Seems like the mastermind behind Benghazi isn't such a good endorsement at the polls. What difference does it make? Apparently enough to make the poverty-stricken millionaire socialist an electoral liability.

My verdict, for what it's worth, is that this country's sick of being lied to by a gang of fantastically rich, prog-left elite who, at the end of a very long day, have failed to deliver. People are poorer now, unless you're one of the very, very few, than when this current crew of clowns arrived in office. 

Healthcare's a case in point. Thanks to the benign socialism of Obama, poor people now get fined for not buying the healthcare they can't afford anyway. And insurance company CEOs fly private jets, their stock's soaring. People know this and they're beginning to get sick of it. We saw that yesterday.

Let's see if the GOP can do any better and if not, maybe the people have enough courage of their convictions to sort it out.

And let's have prayer back in school, that'd be a beginning.

For the people, by the people.

God bless,

LSP

Steamrolled

Presented without comment.

LSP

Demoncrat Wendy Gets the Smackdown

Out Demon, Out!

Wendy Davis, Vogue cover-girl and all-round Demoncrat abortion barbie, has been given the smackdown, losing heavily in her satanic bid to take control of Texas.

Looking Good, Loser

Well done, Wendy. You fail.

LSP

Boy Bishop Loser

As America turns to the polls, SCOTUS turned to the Episcopal Church and said, "No, we won't overturn Texas' decision against you."

Katharine Jefferts Schori

This means that the rogue off-world denomination will have to fight against the Diocese of Fort Worth according to neutral principles of property law, instead of the whims of Boy Bishop Jefferts Schori and her crew of space buccaneers.

Is Not A Man?

So, Diocese of Fort Worth 1, Boy Bishop 0. You can read all about it at Anglican Curmudgeon, if you like.

With the proviso that it's not over till it's over, carry on,

LSP

Putin Spanks Obama

By now the entire world knows that Russia is openly mocking the greatest President that has ever lived, our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama, by displaying pictures of him being spanked by Vladimir Putin.

How could the Russians even think such a thing?

When Barack is so obviously awesome?

Maybe Putin should run for President in 2016.

Hail to the Chief.

LSP

They Hunt Democrats With Dogs

The Democratic National Committee's Robert Zimmerman told Fox News listeners that in some states Democrats were hunted down with dogs.

"I mean governor, they hunt Democrats with dogs in these states," stated Zimmerman on Huckabee, and it's true, we do.

Hunt Zimmerman Down With Dogs

Speaking of dogs, there's been a lot of helpful suggestions as to a name for the new-found Heeler: Banjo, Rustler, Bubba, Clarence, Erasmus, Bebble, Frankie (& variations), Zeke, Mac, Blue, Hans, Zebedee, Abednego, Bonza and more besides.

I'm leaning towards Banjo and Rustler.

Good hunting,

LSP

No One Can Catch Ebola

See, the thing about a deadly airborne virus is that it's really hard to catch. Almost impossible to catch; in fact, it's hardly a disease at all.

That's why our soldiers who were sent to Liberia on a stupid Demoncrat PR stunt are being quarantined on their return home, and why the CDC has ordered up how many thousands of "body bags," and FEMA's busy storing coffin liners against a catastrophe that won't ever happen.

I hope I'm wrong. And I hope that not quarantining countries with an infectious, non-curable disease like Ebola, makes sense, and that all those CDC Hazmat suits have been ordered just 'coz, you know, the CDC thinks they won't be needed.

Respirators on, advance to contact,

LSP