Megyn Kelly Wins Iowa Caucus!

In a shocking head-to-head breakneck race, TV superstar body celebrity, Megyn Kelly, has won the Iowa caucus by a few slim percentage points.

Kelly won 28% of the vote as opposed to also-ran, Trump, who got a losing 25%. Trump told the world that he's "honored" to come in as the Loser, in second place to Megyn.

America waits with bated breath as the GOP candidates psych up for New Hampshire. Will Megyn "The Body" Kelly win, or will someone else? 

Let the ballots decide!

LSP

Rule of St. Benedict

We've been hearing addresses on the Rule of St. Benedict at this retreat, and they're very helpful. Good job, retreat conductor. Benedict lived at the end of the 5th century and pretty much founded monasticism in the West. Some even say that he rescued Western civilization and I'd be inclined to agree.

Speaking of the end of civilization, Donald Trump is boycotting Fox, and whatever else you care to say about the billionaire presidential hopeful, he's certainly shaking things up. I'll leave you with this blast against the neocons from ZeroHedge,

Blinded by hubris, enthralled by the possibilities of unlimited power, the neocons – and their liberal internationalist doppelgangers on the other side of the political spectrum – didn’t see the nationalist backlash coming.

That points to a curious lack of vision on their part.  What would Benedict say? I'll wager he'd counsel humility, a virtue that's in notoriously short supply.

God bless,

LSP

They Hunt Democrats With Dogs

The Democratic National Committee's Robert Zimmerman told Fox News listeners that in some states Democrats were hunted down with dogs.

"I mean governor, they hunt Democrats with dogs in these states," stated Zimmerman on Huckabee, and it's true, we do.

Hunt Zimmerman Down With Dogs

Speaking of dogs, there's been a lot of helpful suggestions as to a name for the new-found Heeler: Banjo, Rustler, Bubba, Clarence, Erasmus, Bebble, Frankie (& variations), Zeke, Mac, Blue, Hans, Zebedee, Abednego, Bonza and more besides.

I'm leaning towards Banjo and Rustler.

Good hunting,

LSP