Recent evidence suggests that the Anglican Church of Canada (ACoC) isn't controlled by human beings but by the spirit of a dead alien space creature.
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Proof emerged in Gosford, where Archdeacon Rod Bower is campaigning for radical Islam and the subjugation of women.
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Good call, Rod, and it's all fun and games until you wake up and find ISIS has chopped your buddy's head off.
Please, Canadians, put the brakes on the spaceship. And thanks, Samizdat.
LSP