Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Empty Soulless Shills




It's Super Tuesday and what have we here? Three contenders for the DNC throne of total, absolute power. Yes, the presidential nomination itself. So just who are these people?




Joe Biden, handle Groper. Net worth $9 million, a Socialist. Supports up to birth abortion. Age: 77.



Bernie Sanders, aka The Bern. Net worth $2 million, a Socialist, kicked off the commune for thieving from fridges. Supports abortion to the point of birth. Age: 78.




Michael Bloomberg, street name Mini-Mike. Net worth: $64 billion, a dwarven Socialist who hates guns and has no soul. Supports abortion to the point of birth. Age: 78.




Which one of these millionaire, sorry, billionaire socialists will claim the prize? Money's on Biden unless, of course, Michelle decides to run. And will the Anarcho-Marxist Bernists decide to riot? Hey, bring it on. 

Michelle, age 56, has a sturdy socialist net worth of $70 million and she's married to an anointed God King to boot. Roll over, Joe, and let the big dogs in. 

Is Liawatha even in this thing? I forget.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

11 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

What a sorry state this country is in when these washed up jerks are in contention for the right to get their asses handed to them by President Trump.

LL said...

We could see Hillary or even Michelle (Mitchel) swing in as VP on the Biden ticket. It would be an easy step from there to the presidency.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

The Democrats seem to be coup happy. First they tried to overthrow Trump. Now they are overthrowing Sanders. It's almost like they do not respect the will of the people. Naaaaah. That can't be it. What was I thinking?

Jim said...

Competence does not seem to be a qualification that they seek. Likability appears to be way down the list as well.

Kid said...

Excellent analysis. I still believe the beast will swoop in at the last minute though.

Dad of Six said...

Fauxcahontas has a press conference tonight. Who got to her first? Bernie with an offer for a seat on the Politburo or Lil Mike with some cold hard cash? I could see that either would be enticing to her.

Inquiring minds need to know.

LSP said...

WSF, never seen such a bad slate of candidates. It's laughable.

LSP said...

LL, the bets are on... but I'm not wagering the monkey yet.

LSP said...

Are you suggesting your betters don't know what's good for you, Infidel? Isn't there's a CMU blacksite for that kind of thing?

LSP said...

I don't see how they think they can win on this platform, Jim. Seriously out of phase with the country outside urban/dem bubbles.

LSP said...

DOS, we surely do.

These mountebank millionaires are corrupt as the day's long and then some. Nooses down the Mall.