Wednesday, March 4, 2020

State Of Emergency!




California's declared a state of emergency. Not before time, say the experts, just look at the Governor's hair. Remarkable, let's get a  closer look.


Weaponized

Whoa. Did the hair escape from a bioweapons lab? Is it an artificial weaponized virus from a P4 facility in China or something Newsom grew all on his own? It can't be natural.

Just look at it, terrifying. So thanks, "Governor." Californians can now look forward to some kind of lockdown, which obviously won't apply to illegal aliens because that'd be racist. The hair needs votes.


Virus

Perhaps you remember the halcyon days of the Soviet Union. The fortunate Communists weren't allowed to leave their countries because socialism was so very, very awesome.

Workers of the world unite,

LSP 

10 comments:

LL said...

A state of emergency frees up more money for them to steal.

Anonymous said...

It’s not the virus we fear. It is Government REACTION to the virus that we fear…

Kid said...

I recently discovered that this puke is nana pelosi's nephew...

Well Seasoned Fool said...

As Rahl Emanuel famously said, "Never let a good crisis go to waste".

drjim said...

Gruesome Newsome is doing his best to destroy Kalifornia.....

LSP said...

That, LL, is an excellent point. And of course their greed is fathomless.

LSP said...

Bur Anon, I'm confused. Are you suggesting our transnational elite Overlords aren't our friends?

I think there's a re-education center for that kind of thing.

LSP said...

It just goes on and on, Kid. One good thing, perhaps, is that the lid's been lifted a bit in the last few years. Let's see some justice.

LSP said...

WSF, I'd momentarily forgotten Rahm. Now I remember. What a satan.

LSP said...

drjim, I was struck by its weaponized hair.

Scary.