Did Hillary Clinton enjoy a sapphic trist with acclaimed musical art genius Yoko Ono? According to the World News Daily Report the answer is an emphatic yes.
Speaking at a press conference in Los Angeles, Yoko allegedly told stunned reporters she'd had a "fling" with the ambitious presidential hopeful in the 1970s.
“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s and became very intimate,” said the musically talented celebrity, who went on to say, "We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch."
Despite the evidence, Hillary denies she's a lesbian. Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the failed presidential wannabe insisted she didn't find women sexually attractive.
“Raise your right hand, if you’ve never had a lesbian affair,” asked the onetime shock jock.
“Never, never, never! Never even been tempted, thank you very much.”
“Unbelievable,” Stern replied.
Well said, Mr. Stern. But more than this, here at the Compound we're tying to figure out how to say My Woman From Tokyo without saying Yoko. It's not easy. Thanks, LL, and if you're inclined to listen to the literal musical genius of Yoko, click this link.
Music of the spheres,
LSP
6 comments:
That last picture should be called "The Evilest Table In The Room".
No comments about Yoko. I lived through that time period and nothing you could say about Yoko would surprise me.
That woman's voice is so terrible she would get booed out of a karaoke bar. Her "career" didn't go anywhere after her husband was killed.
I would rather listen to nails on a chalk board than to hear Yoko Ono squeal. Both have the same general appeal but Yoko is worse. I can actually see Yoko and Hillary in a tryst. It burns my eyes but I'm sure that it happened.
Hillary denies it, LL, but Yoko hasn't. Is Yoko proud of her conquest?!? WEll hey, she's clearly tone deaf.
WSF, sometimes I feel weirdly driven to remind myself of the musical genius that is Yoko. It's Lent, after all.
drjim, what a table!
Harvey's got 23 years for his malfeasance. The other two? Walkin' free. There's something wrong about that, discordant and wrong as Yoko's music itself.
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