Monday, July 10, 2017

Melania Mondays!



Some people don't like Mondays, like the miserable, aging superstar pop legend, Bob Geldof, they want to shoot the whole day down. 




Here at the Compound we want to change that, which is why we're bringing you yet another uplifting episode in the popular series, Melania Mondays! And what a week it's been in the life of America's glamorous First Lady.




Yet again, Melania turned heads and dazzled abroad, this time on a trip to Europe and the G20 Summit. Not only that, the former Yugoslavian model struck a blow for detente in meetings with Vladimir Putin, obviously impressing the Russian strongman.




Ever maternal, the First Lady even took time time be with children, congratulating one youngster on their clever creation of a 3d printed high heeled shoe.




Unsurprisingly, Melania is soaring in the polls and who can blame the punters? Consider the alternative. Remember this?



Beautiful, wasn't it. Things have changed now, fortunately.




Thank you, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA.

LSP

12 comments:

Infidel de Manahatta said...

If only Trump were a Democrat. Our pals in the MSM would be hailing Melania as the second coming of Jackie Kennedy (Onassis).

LL said...

Why did you post that graphic from Planet of the Apes on a beautiful, glamorous Melania Monday blog?

Really, LSP.

drjim said...

Yeah....I'm with LL.

The post was going so well and then you showed us The Wookie.....

LSP said...

Infidel, some people say that Melania is even better than Jackie. Then again, they're probably not friends with Lena Dunham.

LSP said...

LL, I... don't... know... how that happened. I've obviously been hacked by Guccifer 2.0 and the Kremlins.

LSP said...

Sorry, drjim. Nasty, isn't it.

Adrienne said...

So beautiful and accomplished. It was obvious that Putin was transfixed by her.

G. Tingey said...

In the spring of 1789, Washington told friends he would discharge his duties “with that impartiality and zeal for the public good which ought never to suffer connections of blood”, and that he “would not be in the remotest degree influenced by motives arising from the ties of blood”.

Nice to see you ignoring the nepotism, maybe ......
( Or maybe not? )

LSP said...

Who can blame him, Adrienne?

LSP said...

Tingey, I have the highest hopes for Melania's advancement.

Jules said...

Look at that, Putin's looking right in her eyes....

LSP said...

I saw that too, Jules!