Thanks to Mattexian, I've discovered a hot new line of merchandising, Liberal Tears.
Liberal Tears can go on your Yeti
On your flask
Your Crying Window
Laptop
Coffee Cup
Wherever, Liberal Tears are guaranteed to "fit perfectly on your car, refrigerator, travel mug, window, laptop or non safe space surface!"
You can buy them here.
MAGA,
LSP
9 comments:
I hear that they are a no-cal sweetener that is better than sweet-and-low or any artificial sweetener. And that they are especially sweet if shed in a safe space. I wouldn't know why that is the case. I'm only reporting the news.
I've heard that too and guess What, they also work as a gun lubricant. Neat, eh?
You can also grease the treads of your tank with them...
How useful is that?
And people once thought that whale oil was useful. Will liberals be hunted to extinction? I dare not opine, but they are useful in an organic way.
LL, that might be the only way. If you use them as fertilizer, they're so full of it that they're actually toxic, similar to the EPA causing that hazardous spill.
Hehehehehe...cry me a river.
Juliette, I thought the very same thing.
LL, I applaud your instinct to conservation, but of course you're a hunter. Libs hate hunting, it makes them cry, like the countryside which they pretend to love.
Good EPA point, Mattexian and thanks for the Tears tip.
That's just too funny!
Wouldn't be surprised, though, if SixBucks Coffee tried to sue them....
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