For something like a year now, our lying, corrupt, elite, mendacious, venal, smug, cheating, rude mainstream media has worked around the clock to prove Moscow altered the course of history and won Trump the 2016 election.
Of course they haven't uncovered any evidence, apart from a lawyer who was allowed into the country by the Obama DOJ, and the Church of England which was filmed disappearing into a portal.
Texas Yeti
Still, it pays to be prepared for any eventuality and, as a prepper, I took Blue Vigilant along with me to the Pick 'n Steal this morning, just in case we were attacked by marauding Kremlins. Blue Semper Paratus stood guard while I bought some strong coffee. Did it go into a Texas Yeti? Yes, it did.
This made the coffee taste all the better and I reflected on that as we patrolled back to the Compound. You see, it's not just the coffee that seems to be on the uptick, the town itself is revitalizing. Seriously.
Putting America Back to Work
Houses are being fixed up, two new restaurants have opened on the town square, a pub is about to open and so is a coffee shop. Even the venerable Compound's about to get a facelift, if the Mexican painting crew ever shows up.
Long story short, people are investing in this small Texan farming community. Maybe we should thank Russia for making sure Mr. Trump won the election.
MAGA,
LSP
8 comments:
Hillsboro is gentrifying. The evidence is undeniable. Buy up some homes now before the price doubles. They could serve as barracks for the expanding DLC.
The Waco home remodeling craze will strike you next.
That's exactly what's happening, LL, and smart people are buying up property...
That's pretty dang exciting, LSP.
Nice to see those kids out with the original fidget spinner. Make sure they drink plenty of water and sports drinks (in that order), wouldn't do to let the cadets fall out from the heat and dehydration. It's no fun to go to the ER and get three bags of saline pumped in, because you lacked the foresight to suck down as much water as possible.
I'm not a Rockefeller, so my travel cup is a hunting camo Rtic (big one, 34 oz.), with a Multicam subdued Texas decal.
Glad to hear it, Parson.
It's very encouraging, Adrienne!
Water is key, Mattexian...
I'm pleased with that Yeti, it's a gift. Camo is neat, too.
Let's hope the trend continues, Linda. MAGA
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