Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Why is Melania Awesome?



I'd have thought that was obvious, but maybe you're not convinced. Consider the alternatives. 


Genius

There's the genius of Yoko.


Huma, it's not true!

Huma "Bad Choices" Abedin.


Yeah.

Or even the Old Saxophonist himself.


Ahem.

And let's not forget the outgoing First "Lady."

So let's hear it for Melania and no more of this attacking her for making a good speech nonsense. Unless you want to get into it with the bikers.

Iron Horse,

LSP


17 comments:

Adrienne said...

Imagine, after 7 1/2 years of a person who doesn't have a clue of how a lady behaves, to once again having a real lady in the WH.

Mooch is slovenly in her appearance and lazy and course in her speech. Like Hillary, she's always going around with her big mouth hanging open, legs splayed, and arm pits on full display.

I have never witnessed a first lady who didn't behave like a lady. If you don't want to vote for Trump, vote for Melania.

LL said...

I would allow Melania to eat crackers in bed.

Fredd said...

I am wondering why Melania is getting a pass for being easy on the eye this time around by the MSM. Remember when Fred Thompson briefly threw his hat in the ring in 2008, Fred's attractive spouse was a subject of media scorn: she was too young for Fred, too good looking for Fred, she was a gold digger, she wore clothing that was too expensive, she walked too seductively for a First Lady, she....(on and on...).

I wonder how Melania escaped all of that? Or is that scorn waiting for us in the general election campaign?

LindaG said...

I had trouble believing all the nonsense about Melania's speech, and wondered what was really going on they didn't want us to think about.
Praying we can turn this country around.

LL said...

I can't imagine the horror of waking up to Michelle Obama's face next to mine. Better to wake up to a horse's head in the bed.

Euripides said...

Melania is so much more than just a pretty face, and that's precisely why the progressives can't stand her. She's living proof that feminism does not need to be represented by a cackling hag or a lesbian.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

LL- Don't make me photoshop that image... Maybe the two aren't that dissimilar?

The Egyptian said...

LL, absolutely right, better the head than that horses ass

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Ok, you guys asked for it. This is going up tomorrow under the title, Dreams From My Godfather. Enjoy. I wash my hands. Your responsibility.
https://gruntofmontecristo.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/mooch1j.jpg

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

LL - Did my comment yesterday with the photoshop get held up in moderation? Was it too unkind? Sorry about that. What's the story? It's possible my comment submission just didn't work.

LSP said...

I think Melania's a force multiplier, Adrienne. Unlike Mooch, who isn't...

LSP said...

Interesting horse point, LL.

LSP said...

But let's not forget the sheer genius of Yoko, Euripides.

LSP said...

Very powerful infographic, Grunt!

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Thanks, LSP. Powerful smelling, anyway. But not as powerful as the genius of Yoko. I concede that point.

LSP said...

Yoko. What. A. Genius.

Euripides said...

Yoko's genius grows in direct proportion to my deafness. It's an incredible phenomenon.