Friday, July 22, 2016

This is Not Texas

No, it's just a typical day in the life of a Global Warming Expedition, which finds itself stuck deep in a massive ice flow. But seriously, you have to applaud the sheer, brazen, unalloyed genius of the person who came up with a scheme to tax the weather. Remarkable.

Millionaire Armani Socialist

In other news, right thinking citizens are gearing up to vote Melania into power and who can blame them? They're sick and tired of the millionaire Armani socialist roadshow and its celebrity agitprop satraps in Hollywood and beyond.

A typical Hollywood Goon about to taken by a bear, in the snow.

So there you have it. Searing heat notwithstanding, the team's off to the range to see if the guns still work.

Dial it in,



LL said...

Beware global cooling. You heard it here first. Liberals are predicting that the world will end in an ice age if Trump is elected because hell will freeze over.

I hope you and HQ Troop, Dallas Light Cavalry (Irregular) have a great training evolution at the range today.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Bear rape. I thought this was a godly, family site! LOL!

LSP said...

Thanks, LL. Kids did well at the range, then drank some refreshing Global Cooling.

LSP said...

Sorry, Grunt, I should have put a Dicaprio warning in the headline...