Thursday, July 14, 2016

Anglican Church of Canada's Theology Found on Mars!

Star gazing boffins at NASA believe they may have unlocked the mystery of the Anglican Church of Canada's (ACoC) missing theology, on Mars!


Hi-resolution images from NASA's Reconaissance Orbiter show the missing theology in a depressed area of the barren Red Planet, possibly the impact site of a meteor or asteroid. Resembling Morse Code, ACoC's theology consists of a series of dots and dashes which have been decoded by planetary scientist, Veronica Bray, to read:

Decoding The Theology


Others aren't convinced. "It's not really theology," stated one Xenologist, "It's more like a random series of dunes created by the swirling wind of ACoC's General Synod."


Has the Anglican Church of Canada's theology finally been found and if so, what does it say? Or is the so-called "theology" nothing more than sand, blown by the fierce Martian wind?

Ad Astra,



LL said...

Do these bozos EVER read the cannon of scripture? I mean EVER?

Euripides said...

I speak fluent Martian. "NEE NED ZB 6TNN DEIBEDH SIEFI EBEEE SSIEI ESEE SEEE !!" simply means "The Bible is a living document." Much like modern interpretations of the Constitution, modern biblical interpretations of any sort are perfectly valid as long as they are popular with the LGBT community.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

YOU are KILLING me! Bwahahahahah!! Quick insider factoid: When we designed the Curiosity rover, which was built by JPL (and landed with a program I wrote), the wheel treads were designed to leave the "JPL" treadmarks in the dust. When NASA HQ found out, they went ballistic and demanded a redesign. No parochialism on Mars. So they designed a random looking tread design. Random "looking." It actually spelled out JPL in Morse code. NASA HQ were too dumb to figure it out. As far as I know, they still haven't figured it out.

LindaG said...

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!! Obviously the Martian winds have erased some of the letters to change the message. Or perhaps the Martians themselves, living deep under the crust, came out and designed this all just to mess with us.... ;-)

LSP said...

I think they read it, LL, but don't like it very much.

LSP said...

I'm not much good with languages, Euripides, but I can spot an accurate translation when I see one. Good work.

LSP said...

Neat info, Grunt. And let's not forget the Jack Parsons, Crowley, JPL connection. Weird, but true.

LSP said...

Interesting point, Linda.