Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Church of England Schools Get Gay

Thanks to a bold life-partnership between gay rights pressure group, Stonewall, and the Church of England (COE), tough new guidelines are being sent to church schools, forbidding anti-gay discrimination.

How Very Triple Gay

The 72 page report forbids COE pupils from using the word "gay" in a derogatory manner. Students will no longer be able to make homophobic statements like, "Your fish miter is really gay," or, "Plundering African oil and then becoming an Archbishop is so gay, Justin." 

Saying that women bishops are "gay" will also be forbidden, as will discriminatory comments about England being run by an elitist "pink mafia" of privileged Old Etonians.

Women Bishops Aren't Gay

Instead, Church of England schoolchildren will be taught to "revere" and "honour" the hundreds and thousands, perhaps many millions, of oppressed Lesbian, Gay, Bi-Sexual and Transgendered (LGBT) pupils who labour under the harsh yoke of intolerance and oppression. 

Stonewall Jackson

You can read all about it here and don't make the bad mistake of confusing "Stonewall" with the real one, who was a hero.




Anonymous said...

Its "Stonewall" Jackson - not his real name and note typo.

LSP said...

must fire my copy editors.

Adrienne said...


LSP said...

Ain't that the truth...

Borepatch said...

I think that the proper term these days is "Your fish miter - no homo".

Ot's what I heard

LSP said...

As in, "No homo, Welby, nice fish cope."

Most definitely banned from COE schools.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

I just finished reading a biography of Stonewall.

However whenever I think of him I am reminded of Jack Palance's line from Shane:

"I'm saying that Stonewall Jackson was trash himself. Him and Lee and all the rest of them rebs. You, too."

Good movie.

LSP said...

Will make a point of revisiting Shane.

If you meet a liturgical clown on the road, kill it.