Thursday, August 25, 2016

Lena Dunham Launches Womyn Bishop Lingerie Line

Clay Golem

Popular body positive TV star, Lena Dunham, has launched a controversial lingerie line for women bishops.

Womyn Bishop

Labelled "Lonely," Dunham describes the racy underwear as a "love letter to yourself" and refused to have images of herself promoting the lingerie in Brooklyn photoshopped, so that womyn bishops would feel empowered about their bodies.

At Last!

But will cash-strapped prelates be able to afford Dunham's upscale boudoir wear? Not to worry, Lonely retails at a price even penny pinching Church of England bishops can afford, $60.

Justsin Welby

Lena Dunham is a wealthy celebrity socialist with an estimated net worth of $12 million. When asked whether Lambeth Palace endorsed Lonely, Old Etonian, Justsin Welby, declined to comment.




Fredd said...

One is gobsmacked to see how far off course the Church of England has veered since it broke with the Pope way back in 1500's. It's nothing more than a cult for oddballs now.

Present company excepted, of course.

Theodore said...

The horror....the horror.

You really need to have a trigger warning when posting images like that one. Once seen, it can't be unseen - and not exactly the wake-up I was hoping for with my morning coffee.

LL said...

You may find this strange, but I never even speculated on nun's or Anglican female bishop's lingerie. It literally never crossed my mind. My sense is that womyn bishops are mostly bull lesbians with a little woman at home who keeps the fires burning, cooks, and so forth. Wouldn't they just wear men's boxers in an attempt to be more masculine. I have never seen a womyn bishop at the beach but if I did, would they be wearing the traditional male (banana hammock) European speedo or would they wear a bikini?

Since you have more experience professionally with these people, you may have insight where mine is clearly lacking. The idea of an Anglican womyn bishop wearing a bikini on the beach at Cannes is akin to the notion of a fish riding a bicycle.

But maybe the Lena Dunham effort will catch on and impossibly homely womyn with bad skin, lank hair, and crooked teeth will try to "look their best" for the little woman when they come home from a tough day of liturgical dance?

Naturally I rely on this blog to keep me updated.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

That picture of Dunham is the greatest advertisement for chastity I've ever seen.

Euripides said...

OK. Now I'm scarred for life. Just thinking about lesbian bishops gives me the piss shivers. Focusing on the undies? That's beyond the pale.

LSP said...

It certainly has its moments, Fredd...

LSP said...

Sorry, Theodore.

LSP said...

Gotta stay body positive, LL.

LSP said...

She's rather good looking, eh, Infidel?

LSP said...

Euripides, I apologize.