Lena Dunham, You Are A Clay Golem Hypocrite And We Scorn You

MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist) Lena Dunham isn't just a size challenged pretty face, she's also an "average bodied" mouthpiece for today's feminism. But is she a hypocrite? Good question. She's certainly a rich, privileged, boarding school feminist.

And Left Wing Lena champions her anomalously sized female cause in her bestseller book, The Parable of the No Talents, through her fantastically successful lingerie line, on her show Girls and everywhere else. It's what she does.

That's why Lena, popularly known as Clay Golem, excused her writer, Murray Miller, of raping a 17 year old actress. Then she apologized.

Well that's alright then, Lena.

You are a Millionaire Socialist hypocrite and we scorn you. Just like all the other people who follow @lenadunhamapols

So go on, apologize for all you're worth, which is lots, and then move to Canada. While you're at it, why not combine forces with Kathy Griffin.

Chop, chop,

LSP

Lena Dunham Launches Womyn Bishop Lingerie Line

Clay Golem

Popular body positive TV star, Lena Dunham, has launched a controversial lingerie line for women bishops.

Womyn Bishop

Labelled "Lonely," Dunham describes the racy underwear as a "love letter to yourself" and refused to have images of herself promoting the lingerie in Brooklyn photoshopped, so that womyn bishops would feel empowered about their bodies.

At Last!

But will cash-strapped prelates be able to afford Dunham's upscale boudoir wear? Not to worry, Lonely retails at a price even penny pinching Church of England bishops can afford, $60.

Justsin Welby

Lena Dunham is a wealthy celebrity socialist with an estimated net worth of $12 million. When asked whether Lambeth Palace endorsed Lonely, Old Etonian, Justsin Welby, declined to comment.

Cantaur,

LSP