What A Gang Of Crooks

 

What. A. Gang. Of. Crooks.

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2025

Boy's on fire, and so he should be. Europeans, I think, have a hard time parsing our grift, chicanery and sheer, unadulterated malfeasance. Yet there it is for all to behold, thanks, DOGE. That in mind, how do you feel about your tax dollars going to fund Bloomberg, Politico, the WaPo, NYT and lesbian theater workshops. Did you vote for that? Some solace, Rat Claw Rubio's threatening to axe USAID from some 10,000 employees to 297. Go, Rat Claw.

Cheers,

LSP 

ROOT AND BRANCH

 

Democrats are howling, shrieking, and throwing up in their mouths while they tear at their hair as their favorite slush fund is shuttered. That's right, USAID is shut down for business, and what a business it was. From funding regime change around the world to transsexual theater groups in Transnistria, USAID was busy funneling millions/billions of dollars of your money to the Radical Rainbow.

Some might say the agency positively glowed in the dark, and others think it was the lynchpin of Deep State bureaucratic resistance to the incoming administration. An unelectedly glowing 5th Column in the heart of DC, which would turn it's iridescent regime change genius inwards, on America itself. Great idea, but I guess they believed their own marketing. Sorry, USAID persyns, the Executive is boss of you and locked you all out over the weekend, even as Rat Claw Rubio took over.

Communist Whore

Consider that. Rat Claw Rubio is acting director of USAID with intent to root out its corrupt money laundering treason semper et ubique. Result. Meanwhile, enraged Congress persyns and assorted mountebanks are quivering, shaking, pounding the air and demanding entry into their money laundering pit. This would include Col. Vindman, remember him? Perhaps he wanted to retrieve something from his office.

You heard it here first, some time ago. Saying

So good for you, EL SENOR 47, for getting right down to business in your first two weeks in office. Keep it coming until the bloated kleptocracy of our sclerotic governance is taken out, root and branch. That in mind, what's next? Department of Education, please. The IRS? Doubleplusgood please.

Your Amiable Friend,

LSP

Very Serious Clubbing

 

A well known solutions provider commented on this shallow, barely read mind blog, "You need to build your own club. Maybe not in Texas Hill Country, but close enough. It would need to have at least a pistol range. I'd go and hang out. If you build it, they will come."

As a notorious clubman this got me thinking. What would such a place be like, like some hideous faux Tudor country club, complete with links, a 20k joining fee and JEB! sinking into a leather armchair? No, nothing Rat Claw Rubio like that. I replied:

A ranch house (extended), fires throughout, 12' ceilings (cooler) with wrap 'round porch. Trophy Room (smoking), Light Cav Bar, Living Room, Ante Room, Dining Room, Billiards/Pool Room and maybe a pool. And a Writing Room (laptops allowed). Food? Club special = Chicken Fried Steak, your choice of sides and Fried Pies for dessert. Or your choice of cut, Rib Eye, Strips etc, all from the club's herd. Farm to table you see, this club's sustainable.

Also:

A RANGE. Pistol, skeet and 100, 200, 500, 1000 yard

Ideally there'd be a river to fish too, but I know you can't have everything. Would there be old retainers? Well yes, of course.

 

In other words, a home from home and a real country club, you see. Would it have accommodation? Yes. Some members would stay year 'round. Would it be exclusive? Obviously, no libs allowed except for my pals. Expensive? Not necessarily, depends on who you are, for some it's free, thank you for your service. Would it be "fancy"? No, of course not. Think lodge. Recip rights? Oh yes, especially with the Savage. Women allowed? Accompanied by a gentleman.

Just some thoughts,  Must get a consortium together and explore this further, thanks LL for the initiative. Good call.

γλαυκῶπις,

LSP

UFO MENACE?

 Tic-Tac

Here in Lspland we take UFOs seriously and so does the Pentagon itself, which is why the Department of Defense is briefing Congress later this month on some 120 UAP (Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon) incidents going back several decades. Why the sudden interest?

Because of a series of Pentagon verified videos from Navy pilots, showing unidentified craft maneuver with capability that's seemingly far beyond our own. Such as the famous Tic-Tac, Sphere and Acorn, as well as the Metallic Blimp and a random flying pyramid.

Acorn

Some politicians, like Senator "Rat Claw" Rubio, believe the UAPs  are a threat, "The facts are that there are things flying over our military installations. They don’t belong to us. They seem to evidence some technological advancement that we don’t have and have never seen. That would be one heck of a technological leap and a huge strategic surprise, so we have to know what this stuff is."

You might be forgiven for thinking that Rat Claw's beating up some kind of war drum hysteria with his vicious little hands. That uncomfortable image aside, what is this "stuff"? Secret US, ChiCom or Russian tech, visitors from another time or dimension? Literal space aliens? Who knows, maybe it's Space Nazis operating Tesla drive craft, Aryan Vimanas?, out of the center of our hollow earth. Or demons, some people think they're behind the mysterious UAPs.

The Blimp

For what it's worth, I'm inclined towards the US tech point of view, who knows what we've got going on out there on the far reaches of dark money and arcane science. And for goodness sake, the scamdemic's nearly over, so it's high time for another crisis to keep the serfs in order and the profits flowing. 

But the problem with this is that the Pentagon's UAP record goes back a long time, to well before our current microchip utopia, much less hypersonic, gravity defying flyers. Sure, capitalize on the phenomenon and lock the people down forever, but the things which were flying in the '70s and before can't have been ours, surely. Or the ChiCom's or the Russians'. The tech just wasn't there.

A Typical Space Nazi

So maybe it's demons except that why would evil spirits who can move at the speed of thought bother to use a Metallic Blimp for transport, or a Tic-Tac? No, not demons. Then there's Space Nazis, from Hollow Earth. Tempting. Still, we know the Fourth Reich is all about blitzkreig and conquest, and the UAPs haven't done this, fortunately.

That leaves extra dimensional visitors, time travelers or space aliens. So what's the score?

Your Call,

LSP

Alex Jones v. Rat Claw Rubio Cagematch!

Bets are on for the cagematch fight of the year, that's right, Alex Jones v. miserably failed presidential candidate Rat Claw Rubio.

After altercations outside the Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on Big Lib Tech censorship, Jones and Rubio are going down to the mat. 

In the one corner we have champion of free speech and alternative media strongman, Alex Jones. In the other we have Rat Claw Rubio, the diminutive Deep State Republican Senator from Florida who may or may not have enjoyed a foaming hot tub with lots of, ahem, dudes.

Who will win, establishment puppet, polished loafer, inside the Beltway, deep state Illuminati NWO puppet or internet news strongman Alex Jones?

I'm not a betting man but I'd wager the fighting monkey on Jones, unless Rat Claw's cunningly concealed a bear taser in its lingerie. In which case all bets are off. Let the fight begin!

Let's Go Full Moron

In other news, rabid leftists' heads are doing demon possessed 360s at the prospect of SCOTUS evading their revolutionary, BillSoc grasp. Don't say Handmaid's Tale.

And such is the state of political discourse USA 2018.

Stockpile food, ammo and learn to ride if you haven't already.

God bless,

LSP

New Human Dwarf Species Discovered

A mysterious new dwarf branch of the human family has been discovered in a South African cave. Standing at under 5' tall, the previously undiscovered dwarf hominids have baffled scientists.

"It's a really, really strange creature," stated one anthropologist from the University of Johannesburg, "It's like a human, Homo Sapiens, but different, a lot smaller, with ratlike hands and less brain capacity."

15 skeletons of the bizarre dwarf race of near-humans have been unearthed, and might be as much as 3 million years old. Some speculate that they're a "missing link." But a missing link to what?

You, the reader, be the judge. And I'm sorry if this is an old joke, but I'm sticking to it.

Cheers,

LSP