Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Alex Jones v. Rat Claw Rubio Cagematch!

Bets are on for the cagematch fight of the year, that's right, Alex Jones v. miserably failed presidential candidate Rat Claw Rubio.

After altercations outside the Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on Big Lib Tech censorship, Jones and Rubio are going down to the mat. 

In the one corner we have champion of free speech and alternative media strongman, Alex Jones. In the other we have Rat Claw Rubio, the diminutive Deep State Republican Senator from Florida who may or may not have enjoyed a foaming hot tub with lots of, ahem, dudes.

Who will win, establishment puppet, polished loafer, inside the Beltway, deep state Illuminati NWO puppet or internet news strongman Alex Jones?

I'm not a betting man but I'd wager the fighting monkey on Jones, unless Rat Claw's cunningly concealed a bear taser in its lingerie. In which case all bets are off. Let the fight begin!

Let's Go Full Moron

In other news, rabid leftists' heads are doing demon possessed 360s at the prospect of SCOTUS evading their revolutionary, BillSoc grasp. Don't say Handmaid's Tale.

And such is the state of political discourse USA 2018.

Stockpile food, ammo and learn to ride if you haven't already.

God bless,



LL said...

I'll buy the pay-per-view rights and will supply the beer.

Fredd said...

Nah, stock piling food isn't the way to go when to poo hits the fan, Reverend. Survivors of the upcoming revolution will figure out how to eat when societal reconfiguration occurs.

Now, stock piling ammo is indeed a wise move.

Adrienne said...

Fun match. I'll place my bet on Jones too. My first thought was Jones was just being an ass again, but after seeing the video I changed to, "Hey, little Marco, just answer the man's question." Instead, little Marco acted like Jones wasn't there. Not smart.

LSP said...

Definitely a good investment, LL. I see viewers in the millions.

LSP said...

That's a very good point, Fredd. Speaking of which, I need to replenish the stockpile, ammo's running low.

LL said...

Alex Jones needs to take care in a cage match. Little Marco's rat claws could scratch his eyes.

LSP said...

I totally agree, Adrienne. Little Marco doesn't come over too well, imagine if he'd run against Hillary.Carnage.

LSP said...

That's one of the things that makes this cage match so interesting, LL.