Time To Audit Time To Jail

 

Is this true?

Chelsea Clinton receives an annually-recurring funding from USAID, allocated by Obama for her Foundation, which provides afternoon meals to children in Africa, India, and Bangladesh.

However, as of today, the reported number of meals served stands at 11,886, implying an astonishing cost of $1,410 per meal.

Net Worth $70 Million

Husband Net Worth $45 Million

Inheritance $52 million

USAID Earnings $3.9 Million per year

Real Estate Assets $25 million

Monthly Spends $100,000

Car Collection Eight

And of course there's absolutely nothing Deep State corrupt about the Clinton Foundation, at all. In  related news, those lovable pranksters at DOGE discovered the Treasury's sent out 4.7 TN$ in untraceable payments to, errrr, someone. 4.7 TRILLION to persons and parties unknown. That's equivalent to an entire year of US tax revenue, and we haven't even gotten to the Pentagon.

We have to ask; if  rampant, egregious, underhanded, systemic, fraud, corruption and grift were cut out root and branch, would we be running a grievous, country-destroying national debt? Serious question, punters. 

Let's see our money back,

LSP

Well Sonafabitch

 

Lo and behold, it seems some 5,000 FBI agents out of 13,000 were assigned to chasing down, arresting and prosecuting J6 protesters. The latter played a huge price for their 1 day larp in the hallowed grounds of the holy Capitol.

For goodness sake, this is utterly outrageous and heads should roll. More than that, the people caught up in this quondam Democrat PR campaign, whose lives were wrecked, need to get RICO. I don't know, not being a lawyer, but class action does spring to mind. Let's see what, if anything, Bondi makes of this.

Root & Branch, anyone?

LSP

ROOT AND BRANCH

 

Democrats are howling, shrieking, and throwing up in their mouths while they tear at their hair as their favorite slush fund is shuttered. That's right, USAID is shut down for business, and what a business it was. From funding regime change around the world to transsexual theater groups in Transnistria, USAID was busy funneling millions/billions of dollars of your money to the Radical Rainbow.

Some might say the agency positively glowed in the dark, and others think it was the lynchpin of Deep State bureaucratic resistance to the incoming administration. An unelectedly glowing 5th Column in the heart of DC, which would turn it's iridescent regime change genius inwards, on America itself. Great idea, but I guess they believed their own marketing. Sorry, USAID persyns, the Executive is boss of you and locked you all out over the weekend, even as Rat Claw Rubio took over.

Communist Whore

Consider that. Rat Claw Rubio is acting director of USAID with intent to root out its corrupt money laundering treason semper et ubique. Result. Meanwhile, enraged Congress persyns and assorted mountebanks are quivering, shaking, pounding the air and demanding entry into their money laundering pit. This would include Col. Vindman, remember him? Perhaps he wanted to retrieve something from his office.

You heard it here first, some time ago. Saying

So good for you, EL SENOR 47, for getting right down to business in your first two weeks in office. Keep it coming until the bloated kleptocracy of our sclerotic governance is taken out, root and branch. That in mind, what's next? Department of Education, please. The IRS? Doubleplusgood please.

Your Amiable Friend,

LSP

BUSTED!

 

A Tahoe screamed around the corner, sirens wailing in the morning heat, a bust in progress but no big deal, happens. Then more sirens, this thing's escalating and I stood up in the front office, aka "porch" to see the action.

Lo and behold, Old D drives by the house, going slow in his beat up Toyota, followed by three more Tahoes full of sound and fury. "Pull over, fella," I thought to myself, "Stop blocking the road and let the cops take out the meth dealer 'round the corner."

D duly turns the corner, pulls into his driveway and bang, the posse screeches to a halt and it's Glocks out, get away from the vehicle! D does this quietly and gets taken to jail, for he was the perpetrator. But what had he done?

Gotten into a crazy verbal with someone at a fast food joint? Accused a random stranger of being in danger of hellfire at the Brookshires? Delivered an end times Alex Jones rant at Tractor Supply before running out on the store with an unpaid bag of cat food? All likely scenarios, but no, it seems his crime was failing to register his vehicle and then failing to stop when the LEO son et lumière began. D was scared and freaked out, apparently.

He's been charged with evading arrest, $5000 bail, and I like the guy. Crazy? Yes. Dangerous? No. In need of help? Most definitely, and I offered to do what I could. In the meanwhile, real, dangerous, evil criminals walk free down the marbled corridors of power, to say nothing of this town's drug dealers.

Look. A Crook

That said, couldn't the above deal have been handled differently?  Especially in a place where people know each other? Well, there it is, and I file this tale of crime and punishment under Country Life in Texas.

Justice,

LSP

Putin On The Blitz

Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, wasn't too pleased when his Ambassador to Turkey was gunned down by a Jihad murderer at an art gallery in Ankara. The former KGB Colonel said the Islamic "criminals" would "feel the heat."

Art Gallery Jihad

What would that look like? Hint, nothing to do with chalking peace signs on the road while singing All You Need is Love as you spill cocoa on your onesie. Here's an infovideo:

Good luck, savages, Vlad's coming for you. President Trump too, by the sound of it.

Get.It. On.

LSP