Fortunate Son

 

And just like that, an anti-war hippie toon becomes an helicopter assault anthem. Wow. Get. It. On. And don't say Rat Claw. Hey, here it is, ride on.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just dropped this bada** video with “Fortunate Son” blasting 🔥

What a time to be alive ❤️ pic.twitter.com/oTrdXaPgjF

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) January 3, 2026

 

Some people are saying, "Look what you can do when you're actually allowed to fight." Others are saying, "What next?" Good question.

Here at the Compound we pooled our geostrategic brains and came up with this. Rainbow Fortress Europa is clearly a lost cause, irrelevant, They can't even power their own homes much less industry, despite all the windmills, transexual surgery, and solar panels. That leaves America, Russia and Chyna.

How unpleasant

A tripartite world or, if you care to be classical, a Triumvirate. That in mind, how will the US, hegemon that it clearly is, deal with 30TUSD+ in debt? Simple. Reset the currency with a Trump Mark, backed by gold obviously, and go from there. One fiat, dear friends, deserves another.

In the meanwhile, Great Britain's well behind the 8 Ball, sunk in self-loathing for its glorious past. What can we say? 

Curzon Forever,

LSP

 

New Human Dwarf Species Discovered

A mysterious new dwarf branch of the human family has been discovered in a South African cave. Standing at under 5' tall, the previously undiscovered dwarf hominids have baffled scientists.

"It's a really, really strange creature," stated one anthropologist from the University of Johannesburg, "It's like a human, Homo Sapiens, but different, a lot smaller, with ratlike hands and less brain capacity."

15 skeletons of the bizarre dwarf race of near-humans have been unearthed, and might be as much as 3 million years old. Some speculate that they're a "missing link." But a missing link to what?

You, the reader, be the judge. And I'm sorry if this is an old joke, but I'm sticking to it.

Cheers,

LSP

Blue Genius

If there's one thing that Blue Genius enjoys it's chasing after a tennis ball, so I lob them into the church hall from my kitchen workstation.

It makes a break from reading trenchant analysis of little Rubio's rat claw hands, Hillary's perfidy and the latest salvos in the war against Christian bakers.

Bake That Cake!

But here's the thing. If the Church of England is buried beneath the sands of the Red Planet, how much will it cost to excavate it and who will own it when it's dug up? Some say this implies a lawsuit.

Regardless, I'm off to hunt down some Confederate dinner plates and try some bank fishing on lake Whitney. You never know, I might even catch something.

This is a Tennis Ball in my Mouth, Not Marco Rubio

Cheers,

LSP

So Who is Marco Rubio?

The American public and the world wants to know, who is presidential hopeful, Marco Rubio?

Is he a shill for the New World Order and the GOP establishment?

Maybe he's just an enthusiastic boy.

Or a bat-eared alien, masquerading as a normal man.

You, the reader, be the judge.

LSP