The Armed Forces Of Europe

 

The ambisexual, cocaine raddled, US rainbow proxy Vladimir Cocainsky's just advocated for a European Army to replace NATO. Why would the Powder Fuhrer say such a thing? Because obviously high and because its sugar daddy, you the US taxpayer, have had enough of fueling his addiction. No moar billions for you, Cocainsky.

Euro Rainbow Elites are howling, raging, seething. How dare the US not defend their plucky little laundry wash casino. Well it's an easy equation, Russia vastly outperforms the Rainbow West when it comes to, errrr, manufacturing. They still have factories that make things like ammo and tanks, unlike the EU. So without the US, where's this EU Trans Army gonna come from?

Good question. The UK doesn't have an Army anymore, maybe 50k combat troops max, the Germans are just as useless and the French? Well, it's hardly Old Guard. Who knows, maybe the indefatigable Poles will step up to the plate and conquer Lvov. Oops, not narrative.

So where's Euro grandstanding left after JDV's scolding? In no good place. One pal from the UK reckoned they might pitch to Chyna. Good luck with that.

In the meanwhile, Europoors aren't invited to the peace summit in Saudi because they don't matter. No troops, no industry, no ammo, no relevance, you see.

Your Pal,

LSP

Don't Let Hippies Thieve Your Boat

 

Just a warning, kids. The sun shines, the wind's in the sails, and then what? All these grifting freaks running your boat. No, not a good result. See Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard. And then there's The Whore, remember her?

Not Kamela, we're talking Marjorie Cameron, see OGO Crowley Jack Parsons and L. Ron. Speaking of steal the boat, our very own OctoElite, BaltMafia Pelosi's in Taipei. Just hanging out there in the Hyatt for a night and America, Lady Liberty, heaves a sigh of relief. The ancient SURGEONED WITCH is not here. We thank God.

Unlike China. Sorry, Xi, look what we've had to deal with for the past few decades, now it's your turn. And here she is, the SPEAKER. Try not to puke, gentle readers,

Standby aghast as crony thieving mountebanks pretend to conduct foreign policy, like the risible clown buffoons they are. WWIII?  Let's see. In the meanwhile, soft rainbow power Europe gambled on wind driven solar bathrooms and never having to fight another real war, ever. How's that working out for ya?

The Unicorn, dear friends, is a vicious beast.

Pax,

LSP