Saturday, February 15, 2025

The Armed Forces Of Europe

 



The ambisexual, cocaine raddled, US rainbow proxy Vladimir Cocainsky's just advocated for a European Army to replace NATO. Why would the Powder Fuhrer say such a thing? Because obviously high and because its sugar daddy, you the US taxpayer, have had enough of fueling his addiction. No moar billions for you, Cocainsky.

Euro Rainbow Elites are howling, raging, seething. How dare the US not defend their plucky little laundry wash casino. Well it's an easy equation, Russia vastly outperforms the Rainbow West when it comes to, errrr, manufacturing. They still have factories that make things like ammo and tanks, unlike the EU. So without the US, where's this EU Trans Army gonna come from?




Good question. The UK doesn't have an Army anymore, maybe 50k combat troops max, the Germans are just as useless and the French? Well, it's hardly Old Guard. Who knows, maybe the indefatigable Poles will step up to the plate and conquer Lvov. Oops, not narrative.

So where's Euro grandstanding left after JDV's scolding? In no good place. One pal from the UK reckoned they might pitch to Chyna. Good luck with that.




In the meanwhile, Europoors aren't invited to the peace summit in Saudi because they don't matter. No troops, no industry, no ammo, no relevance, you see.

Your Pal,

LSP

7 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

“The Hun,” said Winston Churchill, “is always either at your throat or at your feet.” Alive today he would add, "always after your wallet".

Wild, wild west said...

As El Jefe Heston said, "Everything has a price, so pay your money and don't expect any extras." The Eurotrashians may wish for a few Jarheads before it's over. A ration of 20 rounds each man each day may prove to be insufficient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BujhFOoXxWQ

LSP said...

Well said, Mr WSF. You know, I've been on the roof of his old apartment in London where he'd stand at night and shake his fist at the German bombers. Quite a thing.

LSP said...

What an excellent infovid, Wild. Well found.

Mike_C said...

Is that deliberate disrespect to get the man’s name wrong? It’s VOLODOMYR Cocainskyy — or Cockinskyy, depending on the transliteration — but either road, there must be a terminal double Y (for some damn reason).

LL said...

It would be entertaining to see Europe enter the Chinese orbit. They won't, of course, because there's only one game on the Third Rock from the Sun.

Terrapod said...

This is why I have called them Europeons for many years. My grandad emigrated from Blighty in 1906 and never returned. He was way ahead of the curve seeing all that has befallen since.