We Are All Rhodesians Now

 

Just saying,

LSP

Floored

It's been all about floors here, like no fooling. Remove noxious carpet, behold in potentia pine and have at it with Kwik Strip, 000 steel wool, murphy's and all of that. When you've removed the dirt, ancient varnish and associated gloop apply beeswax. Works like a charm.

OK, there's a different path, another route. Rent an industrial sander and take those floorboards back to basic. I've done it before, several times, but this time didn't. Why? Because the old pine looked good as is and's going to look better with more waxing. 

The finish builds, you see,

LSP

Honky Tonk Heroes

 

Was there greater?

You be the judge,

LSP

Hang Out Moar Flags

 

The old flags were battered, faded, tattered and worn out. Disrespectful, right? Problem. Solution? Order a 3'x5' two flag woven star combo from Bezos' evil empire. They turned up today at the blazingly patriotic patriotic price of $39.95, free shipping to boot. Result.

Patriotism, love of country and state, of your home. What's wrong with that? Everything, obviously, it's Nazi and Fascist and bigoted and evil because loving your homeland and your people gets in the way of the Rainbow Globalist Bolshevik revolution.

As in, how dare you stupid white working class Britons object to millions of Moslem savages living at your taxpaying expense in the once sceptered isle because a gang of Leftist tyrants want power forever on the back of their votes. Of course we've been trying out the same game plan here for the last decade or two until the recent reversal, and to whose benefit? 

The Cartels, employers, landlords, the Democrat party, and in short, the whole cross-the-aisle crew of our beloved rulers who stand to make a serious, hefty buck out of no borders, all in a simpering masquerade of faux compassion. What revolting hypocrisy and what a gang of liars. Here in the US people seem to be waking up to the fraud, the UK? Don't know, but the clock's ticking, kids.

That in mind, hang out more flags and be proud of them.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Tariffs

 

Tariffs, that total Democrat swallow your tongue freakout. How dare the deranged Orange Hitler level the international trading field. Such Fascist temerity. That in mind,  it's been quite the game of who blinks first and to that end perhaps this short infovideo proves useful.

On point, don't you think? And a neat movie to boot.

Gun Rights,

LSP

Pay The Tax Serf

 

Two seismic, catastrophic things happened in 1913, the creation of the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank and income tax. The former turned the US Dollar into a self-destructive IOU at interest with the latter as its collection agency. Net result?

Everyone's poorer and here we are, chasing the dragon of inevitable inflation until death. Like no kidding, 37 trillion bucks in debt and counting? Something like that, with no end in sight, such is the insatiable, nihilist greed of the banksters and their bought and paid for shills in USGOV. And what about us.

Taxed up the wazoo. On what you buy, on what you sell, on what you save, on your pension and on your wage, on what you own and paid for, and on. They almost, so close!, managed to tax  you on the very air that you breathe. Pay up, pay up serfs, and feed your private island owning overlords with your miserable, ahem, earnings, which have shrunk in real terms how much since the '70s? Look it up.

Some of you may recall there was a revolution over tax levied on citizens. I think they were upset about 2% on tea or something like that. Here & Now? End the Fed and its lackey satrap IRS, please, or perhaps you'd rather be a tax serf and please your beneficent rulers.

Your Call,

LSP

Let's Free These Guys

 

Three kids made the grievous, hideous, Nazi, Fascist, Third Reich, El Jefe mistake of erasing a faggy rainbow flag on some idiotically leftist controlled part of Atlanta. Oops. Now they're in big, big trouble and looking at 10 years for desecrating the holy rainbow idol. Libs of TikTok posts:

After a manhunt, Atlanta Police arrested 4 teens for allegedly ripping an LGBTQ flag. Police are reportedly considering hate crime charges.

So burning an American flag = Totally fine

Ripping a Pride Flag = Hate Crime

Make it make sense.pic.twitter.com/WjNeBFqz5b

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 25, 2025

After a "manhunt," for taking out some faggy rainbow street art? What? This is insane, to say nothing of a potential 10 years in gaol. In the meanwhile, Rainbow Bolsheviks get to set light to our cities, burn cop cars and US flags with near total impunity. Huh, maybe that nasty pink tide's ebbing. Please, about time.

Over The Rainbow,

LSP 

Almost Cut My Hair - Well You Should've Done, Shouldn't You

 

ahem

So here we are on the very verge of the Eschaton, trillions of dollars in debt to boot, and what's going on in the mind of your old pal, LSP? I'll tell you, an evening in Oxford, which is a kind of city in England. It was back in the late '80s and there we were, maybe drinking Pimm's No. 1 or youthfully strong G&Ts, when all of a sudden "almost cut my hair" announced itself from the hi-fi. Maybe you remember the song.

After a few bars of jolly old CSNY singing about their ridiculous hair, a friend, I think a school teacher, commented, "Well, why didn't you?" I liked her for that, and thanks Wild, for bringing back the memory. What a lot of fun, there in Oxford in the late '80s.

There weren't bizzarro satanic pronouns then, trans drag shows for children, you could smoke wherever you liked, no one was getting locked up for mean tweets, countries having borders wasn't Fascist, everything was cheaper and we were so much happier. Calm, if you like, before the storm, and what a storm it is. 

I blame it on CSNY and their monstrous cohort. If you think that's farfetched, expand cohort.

Cheers,

LSP

OPERATION FLOOR

 

Here's the thing. You've been busy focusing on Iran, Israel, WWIII and America's popular President. Fine, go right ahead, think those thoughts, but here at the Compound we've been getting down to business, taking out old, dirty, dingy carpet from upstairs.

You see, back in the halcyon 1980s the local Power decided to put industrial carpet up the stairs and through the upper corridor. It had to go and now it's gone, revealing the original pinewood boards, most of which simply need a clean, and others which have to be stripped of offending varnish. Have a look at the latter:

No big deal and we'll get on it tomorrow, but first things first. Behold a refreshing pitcher of Pimm's No. 1. Recipe: Squeeze 6 lemons, add 1/2 cup of simple syrup (sugar melted in water) and a liter of soda water; set it aside, it's lemonade. 

Be bold, pour a solid half a bottle of Pimm's and a serious slug of gin into some crystal over ice, Steuben will do, then add lemonade along with cucumber, orange, strawberries and fresh mint. The latter's important, don't forget it. It's like a rule. And then hey presto, you've got a refreshing fruit punch, 1820s style, and mighty tasty it is too.

And there you have it, long drinks and OPFLOOR Stage 1. Tomorrow we strip the boards and finish with wax. More on this exciting plan as it develops; it's no small thing, dear friends, to have such hideous, noxious carpet out of the house.

Long Time Coming,

LSP

Marking Time

 

Iran, Bagration, NWO, Illuminati satraps, B2s, the risible ACoC and it's big if shrinking buddy, the COE. It's all going on. Here at the Compound we're stepping back, mixing Pimm's and griling chicken. All good, unless you're a two-bit commie.

Cheers,

LSP

Busy Baking

 

Carry on,

LSP

Iran - Bombs Away

 

Looks like it's not been a good day to work at an Iranian nuke plant:

Fordow, apparently (everyone says it's a video from an earlier strike... so, but we get the idea):

Endnote. #Fordow pic.twitter.com/ciXZbCWrnZ

— Greg Gaylor (@SMUMustangAlum) June 22, 2025

 

What's your take. Is this an opening move, a demo of things to come if you don't back down, Mullahs? The first shot in a broader war if the Iranians shake the dice and decide to play on? Scot Ritter says it's save-face posturing. Hey, I don't pretend to know but feel free to chime in. 47 addresses the country at 10.00 pm.

Situation developing,

LSP

 

Just Coz

 

Cheers,

LSP

Are We On The Wrong Side?

 

Just a thought, and to be fair, perhaps the Russians will die laughing as they confront La Fortress Europa's Rainbow Force.

Cheers,

LSP

Behold Your Pathetic Rulers

 

Ugly Common & Stupid

The UK used to rule the world, now it's this. A washed up crew of people who'd be lucky to get a position as staff. Pathetic, useless, risible. Will there be  change? Let's see it; as it is you're a laughing stock.

Your Best Pal,

LSP

UK Goes Moar Moloch

 

The Sceptered Red Isle's at it again, with MPs voting in the aptly named House of Commons to decriminalize abortion up to the point of birth. You see, in the UK abortion is a criminal offence with major exceptions up to 24 weeks. The 24 week limit has now been voted down by the hugely unpopular Rainbow Leftist NWO stooge shills in Westminster. Lifesite explains:

However, as previously covered by LifeSiteNews and the Society for the Protection of Unborn Children, pro-abortion MPs have put forth amendments to the Crime and Policing Bill to gut the UK’s existing abortion restrictions. 

New Clause 1 by Tonia Antoniazzi MP would decriminalize any role by the woman in abortion, meaning that while the various conditions would remain in place and doctors would still be liable for violations, women could take abortion pills themselves for any reason, at any point, without consequences. New Clause 20 by Stella Creasy MP would go much further, effectively removing all legal restrictions on abortion.

 

Out Demon Out

 

The Pink hued Moloch Satans sitting in their green leather upholstered benches cheered when the baby killing measure passed. Has the venerable if shrinking Church of England said anything? Not as far as I know, they're too busy gaslighting for Pakistani rape gangs, you know, because racizm. The Roman Church? We're waiting for a response from the hierarchy.

In the meanwhile, shame on the UK, a country which I love, to allow itself to be taken over by shameless rainbow Bolshevik devils. What can we say, these people are nihilists, they destroy, even in the womb, and we build. We are about life, they're about death, so they really hate us.

Do you think, dear friends, that the pendulum will swing? It better had do or were looking at trouble, not least Divine wrath.

Your Friend,

LSP

A Short Sermon

 

Good Lord, what tumult. Yet moar war as Israel launches against Iran, astroturf riots in, you guessed it, Democrat run cities, an awesome military parade to mark the 250th anniversary of the US Army, President's Day and last but certainly not least, Trinity Sunday.

Behold the Holy and Undivided Trinity, revealed to us by God Himself and, for a fact, it's not the kind of thing you'd cook up if you wanted to invent a religion for fun, gain and personal profit. Three Divine Persons, one God. Theologians tell us the key to the mystery is love, which I find helpful, perhaps you will too.

Love, in its various aspects, involves a giving of self to the beloved. Imagine this taken to perfection in the life of God. From eternity the Father pours Himself out in a perfect act of love, a total donation of divine being, and the Son is begotten, who in turn gives Himself perfectly to the Father. In this eternal, timeless exchange of being Father and Son are one in substance or essence, and the love which flows between them is itself a Person, the Holy Spirit, who proceeds from the Father and Son and gives Himself back, perfectly, in love to them.

So, in a dynamic of perfect love Father, Son and Spirit are one in divine substance but distinct as persons by virtue of their relationship one to the other. Excellent, we say, but how can relationship amount to personhood. Good question and worth reflection, eh? Regardless, here's the inestimable Farrer:

THE disciples who were present at the Supper saw and heard Jesus Christ making eucharist to the Father over the bread and the cup.  They were witnesses of the intercourse between the Eternal Son and his Eternal Father.  Mortal ears and eyes at that moment perceived the movement of speech and love which passes in the heart of the Godhead; human minds entered into that converse of the Divine Persons which is the life and happiness of the Blessed Trinity.  Belief in the Trinity is not a distant speculation; the Trinity is that blessed family into which we are adopted.  God has asked us into his house, he has spread his table before us, he has set out bread and wine.  We are made one body with the Son of God, and in him converse with the Eternal Father, through the indwelling of the Holy Ghost.

 

Beautiful and true.

God bless you all,

LSP

China Doll

 

And here's the song:

It's only fractured, just a little nervous from the fall.

Beautiful.

Your Ancient Pal,

LSP

What On Earth Is Going On?

 

What's going on, LSP, you ask with bated breath as WWIII threatens to kick off in the Middle East, What's with all these ferns and cushions replacing the spartan austerity of the Compound? Good question and perhaps you think I've defected to the other side. Wrong. What's happened is this.

After many, many years Mrs LSP decided to leave the Land of the Ice and Snow, aka Calgary, and head south to the North Central Texas Exclusion Zone. Yes, there were and still are many moving parts, but the bulk of the mission's accomplished. No small thing, punters. Short term result? 

Everything's bizarrely civilized and the rough and ready Compound's getting used to having a Lady's Side. I'll tell you this, fellow friends of the New World Order, sometimes it's best to play the long game. I know, shot in the dark, but there it is. 

In related news, Mrs LSP's driving a DOG from Calgary to Texas. This, dear readers, is a feat of skill, daring and courage by anyone's standards. You see, in the old days you could fly canines cheap in cargo, then came COVID. Not anymore, can't do that, it'll give people COVID or, more to the point, less cash. 

What a total moneymaking scam. More on this exciting story as it develops.

One Ring To Rule Them All,

LSP

Clean. It. Up.

 

wash that filth away

Here's the thing. Our hard-won civilization may be dissolving before our eyes but that's no excuse to let standards slip, far from it. To that end I pressure washed the pavement leading up to HQ and the porch itself, along with the venerable Compound's timber sided west wall and windows.

Great result, everything looks fresh and weirdly civilized. Ferns hang, cushions, ahem, sit on swing, and the deck's clean and ready for action. The total, when you think about it, reverse of our hell-hole cities. So congrats on a good job well done; the Compound breathes clearly now because dirt and grime has been washed away. It all looks... strangely white.

There's a moral in this, if you care to draw it.

Your Pal,

LSP

Good Vibrations

 

Just putting it out there.

RIP, Brian,

LSP

The Peasants Are Revolting

 

All eyes are on LA and associated astroturf bought and paid for "No Kings" riots here in the US. The point of these, apparently, is to brand El Senor as an king dictator autocrat for the sheer, brazen, Fascist temerity to uphold federal immigration law. Wow, what a literal Hitler. 

Cut off the heads of the GloboHomo Hydra

Roughly translated, how dare he threaten our genius level plan to import millions of votes and ensure one party Democrat rule for a thousand years. Yeah, what an evil king for saying illegal aliens are actually illegal, and while we're at it, since when was a country having borders and, you know, actually being a country, Fascist? And that's just it.

Welcome to Ireland, of all places

Countries are now Fascist because, ahem, their people, especially the white working class, don't vote rainbow globohomo Left. Problem. Solution? Go identipol cultural Marxist and import millions of foreign savages to replace the recalcitrant commoners then shriek racism when the the Gen. Pop. revolts, which is exactly what's been happening in Ireland.

I never in a million years thought I'd post this photo

You see, the Irish peasants are revolting because their daughters are being raped by immigrants. How very totally Nazi of them. OK, here in the US we can take in a large amount of people because we're so huge, Ireland isn't. So do the math, importing millions of savages into a country the size of a shoebox is going to cause problems, to put it mildly. Check it out:

#Ireland faces surging #antiimmigration #unrest.
Alleged assault by undocumented #migrants has triggered riots and mass protests.
Several immigrant homes set ablaze as locals rally under the banner of protecting #Irish identity.#Ireland #Immigration #IrishLivesMatter #Ballymena pic.twitter.com/LIMdyXQSHq

— Running Ahead 🔎💯 (@AmericanSpyIn) June 11, 2025

The vaunted pseudo-conservative, agitprop, controlled opposition Daily Telegraph has gone so far as to state the obvious, that the people being replaced by their Rainbow GloboHomo Overlords might be upset about this. 

Good heavens, who will put the revolting peasants down, the British Army, all three transsexuals of them? Situation developing. In the meanwhile, stand by for an abrupt cessation of activity as federal charges are brought against mercenary Bolsheviks in US cities.

No Bishop No King,

LSP

Marking Time

 

See you at the dam Club,

LSP

LA Woman

 

Just seems appropriate right about now and thanks Wild, for the tip. That in mind, are you on or off the dam bus?

Your Best Pal,

LSP

Out & About

 

Well look what happens, you take a couple of days of to celebrate a Rodeo Wedding and look at this, LA erupts in fiery peaceful protests against illegal criminals being arrested for being, you know, criminals who broke the law.

tax payer funded commie

Evidently EL SENOR sent in the Guard and a battalion of Marines from Pendleton. Corrupt haircut Newscum's blaring out FASCISM! and BRING IT ON and perhaps SENOR will, they spit, we hit style. I hope so, it'd be satisfying to see tax-funded Marxists thrown in gaol for being the rainbow Bolsheviks they are.

tax payer funded patriot

Regardless, while paid astroturf Bolsheviks attempted to relive the hideous storming of the Summer Palace and failed, I celebrated a wedding. It was a cowboy thing, most seriously, and beautiful with it. What a great result. But here's the thing.

everything's gonna be ok

Does the DNC really think that going hard on open borders is going to win them votes? By the same token, since when did a country having a border make that country Fascist? I tell you, punters, all five of you, they've been driven insane by Satan.

just some comic

Word to the wise. The hydra-headed Serpent has a habit of discarding its toys.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

PS. Wholesome:

Hanging Ferns

 

Well look at that, an hanging fern, damme.

And What's this, flowers? Apparently so.

Yet more of them. A veritable deluge.

A friend texted me, "Is this Ante Bellum?" I replied, "No, more like 1910." Era Discipline you see, but perhaps you're wondering, "Does the irregular if prestigious DLC (Dallas Light Cavalry) allow wymxn into its midst?" No, of course we don't, but there is a Lady's Side, and a powerful one.

All this to say nothing of the RHA, which used to be a combat unit with a ceremonial side, being 50% wymxn. Canons are roaring, right? More on the UK's pathetic DEI defense capability and preposterous belligerent grandstanding later. But I will say this. Would any of you sacrifice a single penny or drop of blood to defend the UK as she now is? Let's see how how UK recruitment figures are stacking up.

Feel free to discuss.

Your Friend,

LSP

Power Scrubbed

 

Ooof! USS Harvey Milk, the gayest ship that ever there was, is being renamed per Pete Hegseth's orders. What will the ship be called going forward? Who knows, maybe USS Patton, Jackson or Lee. Whatev, here's Zero:

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has ordered US Navy ship be renamed so it no longer honors a gay rights activist. Springing into action, Navy Secretary John Phelan has assembled a working group to come up with a new name for what is now the USNS Harvey Milk, and they're expected to announce the new honoree by the end of the month.     

"[Secretary Hegseth] is committed to ensuring that the names attached to all DOD installations and assets are reflective of the Commander-in-Chief’s priorities, our nation’s history, and the warrior ethos," said Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell. Pentagon sources tell various outlets the move was deliberately timed to coincide with Pride Month. Earlier this year, Hegseth summarized his campaign to overhaul the military's culture: “No more pronouns, no more climate change obsessions, no more emergency vaccine mandates, no more dudes in dresses."

In related news, recruitment figures are way up. Wow, quelle tremendous surprise. You can read all about it on the Internet.

Cheers,

LSP

Power Wash

 

So what's going on at the Compound? Good question. Power washing the back deck with a Hyper Tough pressure washer. Wow, watch that grime get washed away.

Next step? Sand the ancient timbers of the deck or merely cover them with a stained seal? Dunno, let's see what kind of wisdom prevails. In the meanwhile, it's all going on here, and that's no bad thing.

Next installment in this thrilling episode of Southern Country Home? HANGING FERNS. Stay tuned, punters.

Your Best Pal,

LSP