Monday, January 10, 2022

Space Empire

 



If you go to LL's excellent blog you'll find the question; if Christ's second advent or second coming is going to happen, whatever the time or hour, why expand into space? Whoa, let's reflect on this for a moment:



Space is deep eh? And here at the Compound we're all in favor of the Lone Star State expanding its mission, yes, into the icy void of deep space. First step? Build a space elevator out of Houston after a fusion powerplant sets up at Marpearl. Limitless energy.



Then, setup onna Moon, it being the nearest quasi planetary body and an excellent training ground for our further expansion into the last and final frontier. After that? 

Mars, obviously, and then the moons of the gas giants and asteroids. Perhaps asteroids sooner, Texas can mine them to propel its Total Space Dominance (TSD). You see what we're saying?

Texas, we have lift off. And as always, and to answer the question, Deus Vult

Ad Astra,

LSP

24 comments:

Wild, wild west said...

Elon could land, plant the Lone Star flag and claim Mars, or perhaps the whole of Europa, for the state of Texas. Then we could send Pelosi, Shoe-muh and AOC to claim Venus or perhaps Mercury. Has a nice ring to it, wot?

LindaG said...

Better Texas than our government.

You all be safe and God bless.

Kid said...

If people of all languages could understand God simultaneously when He spoke to them, would not all people,regardless of their location in the universe, experience God's second coming?

That pic of the space shuttle breaking up on re-entry gives me an idea that huge spaceships full of democrats could be sent to Mars to break up in the Martian atmosphere and fry them like the new crispy fries at Wendy's.

Rajani Rehana said...

Super blog

Dad of Six said...

As long as the "Big Guy" gets his 10%. Heh.


Any thoughts Parson on the latest from Project Veritas? Looks like a brave Marine stepped forward and provided the goods on Daszak, Fauci, Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine and MRNA vaccines.

Undergroundpewster said...

When Texas takes over space, we shall have to change Douglas Adams quote a little, “Texas (Space) is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to Texas.”

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Wondering if the Thought Police minions troll blogs and blogger comments to compile lists for future re-education camps? If so, a rich source right here.

Old NFO said...

LOL, Musk just wants to go home...

Paul M said...

Space...the final frontier...(cue Star Trek theme), and the Cap'n went up a ways at 90. LL's space stick would have good views if they made it a glass lift.

Wouldn't be for the feint of heart, some have trouble with the Sunshine Skyway bridge from St. Pete, FL, at 430' above the water so they installed a hut halfway across that's manned (womann-ed? z-d?) for those experiencing panic, for all of 6 minutes of driving on solid tarmac.

LSP said...

WWW, now you're talkn.

LSP said...

Yes, Linda. You are wise.

Bless you.

LSP said...

Kid, God's simultaneous eternity and all times present as one?

Which means, perhaps uncomfortably, that some are in Hell now and others in heaven.

It sounds odd but can't we see it play out? Surely yes.

LSP said...

Rajani, you're kind.

10%, please

LSP said...

DOS -- Veritas is dynamite, imo.

Let's see how that story runs.

LSP said...

Here's the thing, pewster.

When we take over space, which will be soon, it will be a MIGHTY EMPIRE.

Texas.

LSP said...

WSF, OPSEC?

Caveat noted.

LSP said...

He is odd, NFO....

LSP said...

Paul, do you fear the Elevator?

Paul M said...

LSP…I would only fear the elevator if the government built it…but Musk, not so much. I figure there’d be a bunch of Suthun boys who’d be up for test piloting, you know, those ones who make a giant bungee and use their ATV to pull it back before pulling the release…and don’t spill their Bud on the launch.

LL said...

TSD!

Baby Yoda Beware: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVABcl5qPA0

NITZAKHON said...

Space is big

Space is dark

It's hard to find

A place to park

BURMA SHAVE

(Credit to a cartoon by S. Harris)

LSP said...

Paul, I think we're clear on that one. USGOV can't handle Baltimore and DC, much less a space elevator.

Hmmmm. Want and need an ATV.

LSP said...

LL, Sars Wars!

Awesome.

Me? Just focusing on the next mission, TSD.

LSP said...

Heh, nice one N.