Monday, January 17, 2022

Calm. Down. Or Don't

 



Calm down, everything's normal. All's well. This is totally not the end of Western Civ amd we're not living through a massive GloboCap PSYOP. So don't get overexcited, and above all, fellow serfs, take the vax. Surely you want Pfizer to get richer. 





That in mind, we hope you've all got the vax because that'll save you from the killer virus with a 99.87% recovery rate. And the famous booster, which really saves you from the killer plague.





Dear readers, have we ever lived in a time of such deceit, outright corruption and low skulduggery in high places? I challenge you, yes, challenge you to equal such an era of in your face, brazen malfeasance. Like take stock, Hillary's touted for a '24 run because Doddering Old Crook and Cackling Whore just don't cut it.





Listen up team, Crush the Marxist Snake Underheel.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

12 comments:

drjim said...

I thought I read somewhere that certain "boosters" were identical to the first shot.

Whatta SCAM!

LL said...

I like the scene from Open Range that harkens back to another time. It's far from the days when a senile, corrupt old President Brandon and a whore are fawned over and coddled by failing media giants. The Brave new world.

Bob said...

The beast again eh? Are there no openings in Hell?

Dad of Six said...

Saint Joseph, Terror of Demons, pray for us!

Wild, wild west said...

Well, it's her turn, don't you see?

Meanwhile, it's back to the same old grind with Bill:

https://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/search?q=presidents+day

LSP said...

Wild, I love that! NIce one, bookmarked.

LSP said...

A VERY good prayer, DOS.

LSP said...

Bob, when there's no more room in Hell the damned shall walk the earth.

LSP said...

I agree, LL. A simpler, better time. OK, it wasn't perfect but neither was it ruled by a DODDERING OLD CROOK and a CACKLING WHORE.

LSP said...

I saw that too, drjim. Here, take this, it's the same as the first one which didn't work.

Drinks all 'round!

Infidel de Manahatta said...

I tried to shoot a bartender once. Apparently it's frowned upon in NYC. Hey, he didn't give me my free buyback!!

LSP said...


Dammit, Infidel, Hunter Thompson got away with it. What's wrong with you?