Calm down, everything's normal. All's well. This is totally not the end of Western Civ amd we're not living through a massive GloboCap PSYOP. So don't get overexcited, and above all, fellow serfs, take the vax. Surely you want Pfizer to get richer.
That in mind, we hope you've all got the vax because that'll save you from the killer virus with a 99.87% recovery rate. And the famous booster, which really saves you from the killer plague.
Dear readers, have we ever lived in a time of such deceit, outright corruption and low skulduggery in high places? I challenge you, yes, challenge you to equal such an era of in your face, brazen malfeasance. Like take stock, Hillary's touted for a '24 run because Doddering Old Crook and Cackling Whore just don't cut it.
Listen up team, Crush the Marxist Snake Underheel.
Your Old Pal,
LSP
