Monday, August 10, 2020

Gibsme Dat!

America's Marxist revolution came one step closer last night as a Dindu rampage mob stormed through Chicago's famous Golden Mile, or whatever it's called. Their grievance? An armed Dindu got into a gunfight with police who shot him, as opposed to running away and sending in social workers.

The reaction? Our brave new civil rights movement followed the example of Martin Luther King by  went ape, smashing storefronts, attacking cops, stealing Louis Vuitton (er, why?), trashing a Tesla showroom (tick), and stackin' up on running shoes. Gotta supplement that ghetto salary, right? Some brave revolutionaries even drove an Audi into a shopfront.

So Chicago raised its bridges to stop the outta control Dindus from smashing up the very center of town. Day late and a dollar short? Looks a bit that way from the Isengard Eye of the Compound's Tower.

Whatever, you get the math. Russian Collusion failed. No, Trump isn't a Russian spy, morons, and impeachment didn't fare well either, Losers. So what to do? Start a race war in the middle of a hyped up virus. That'll get him. Oh yeah.

Except it won't, because no one's inclined to vote for the Dindu rampage mob Party, and who can blame them. Who wants to see their city trashed by a crazed gang of Gibsme Dats! No one, much, unless you're a Democrat.

Good electoral strategy, geniuses. Vote for us or a Dindu mob's gonna destroy your city and burn down your suburban house, because Racism and Gibsme Dat! Marxism, always popular with people who own something. Uh hunh.

Someone, please, fire the Dem's PR Team before any more people are hurt or killed.



Well Seasoned Fool said...

It will continue after the election, IMO, no matter who wins. The 2022 elections will be the key to rooting out the Democrat mayors. Good opportunity to clean out several Congresscritters.

LL said...

I agree with WSF. The looting will continue until people get tired of it and just start shooting inner city people.

Businesses who contribute to BLM as a species of danegeld won't be able to obtain insurance, so will leave - or go out of business in the fetid inner cities.

Kid said...

This will continue until the fear of their dying stops it. Bring in the roof Koreans.

Kid said...

Oh, Proof positive that obama took race relations back pre-1960.

Jim said...

LL makes a good point about the Danegeld. I know most have seen this but here it is again from Mr. Kipling.

We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!

Adrienne said...

But, but, but ---- didn't you get the message that looting is okay 'cause we owe them reparations, and besides, it's no big deal since the stores have insurance? I.Kid.You.Not!!!

Old NFO said...

Only going to get worse.

LSP said...

I have to agree, NFO. And where will that take us?

LSP said...

Adrienne, I saw that. They're in for a real nasty surprise.

LSP said...

Ah, Jim. Great bit of Kipling.

Chesterton despised him, but maybe GKC was wrong?

LSP said...

100% agreement, Kid. And with that take back comes what? They might want to think about the answer to the question but of course they don't. Too busy on the Gibb Me Dat!

It won't be pleasant when it comes. Take note, Trayshone and Laquisha.

LSP said...

LL, as you know, corporates have given millions to this, in BoA's case a billion. So, a Blue Chip sponsored Marxist revolution? Because "power to the people"?

There's a deep wickedness in play here and I think you're right, people need to go "roof."

LSP said...

Good call, WSF, 2022 is key, and I think memories will be long enough to boot the tyrants out of power. I hope.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Same thing is happening here in NYC. And will any of the idiot leftists still living on the upper west side now vote Republican? Nah. Who are we kidding. It's all Orange Man Bad's fault!!!