Gibsme Dat!

America's Marxist revolution came one step closer last night as a Dindu rampage mob stormed through Chicago's famous Golden Mile, or whatever it's called. Their grievance? An armed Dindu got into a gunfight with police who shot him, as opposed to running away and sending in social workers.

The reaction? Our brave new civil rights movement followed the example of Martin Luther King by  went ape, smashing storefronts, attacking cops, stealing Louis Vuitton (er, why?), trashing a Tesla showroom (tick), and stackin' up on running shoes. Gotta supplement that ghetto salary, right? Some brave revolutionaries even drove an Audi into a shopfront.

So Chicago raised its bridges to stop the outta control Dindus from smashing up the very center of town. Day late and a dollar short? Looks a bit that way from the Isengard Eye of the Compound's Tower.

Whatever, you get the math. Russian Collusion failed. No, Trump isn't a Russian spy, morons, and impeachment didn't fare well either, Losers. So what to do? Start a race war in the middle of a hyped up virus. That'll get him. Oh yeah.

Except it won't, because no one's inclined to vote for the Dindu rampage mob Party, and who can blame them. Who wants to see their city trashed by a crazed gang of Gibsme Dats! No one, much, unless you're a Democrat.

Good electoral strategy, geniuses. Vote for us or a Dindu mob's gonna destroy your city and burn down your suburban house, because Racism and Gibsme Dat! Marxism, always popular with people who own something. Uh hunh.

Someone, please, fire the Dem's PR Team before any more people are hurt or killed.

Bridge of Sighs,

LSP

It's All Great Until You Get Shot

There you are, living the dream, the dream of being a Marxist revolutionary fighting to break the chains of oppression and defeat the Man. It's just like 1917 but in Austin 2020, and you've got a semi-auto AK, which is kinda Russian or maybe Viet Cong, and a facemask and everything. 

What. A. LARP. Hey, I'm not a cosplay Furry, I'm a Saturday night Marxist Revolutionary. Problem is, you start to believe the Live Action Role Play game you're acting out and, when a car crosses your Red Guard Roadblock you spring into action, you're in role. No Paseran, my friend.

Austin Commie Shot Dead

So you put 5 rounds through the imperialist pig's car, Ho Chi Minh style. Boom, take that, colonialist oppressor. But you miss, because you're not really a Red Guard or a member of the Durutti Column, you're just some guy having an Anarcho-Commie LARP.

At which point, the driver of the car winds down his window and shoots you. Stone cold dead. Then it's not a LARP, it's deadly serious, irretrievably.

You Selfish Fool

This may not be a popular POV with the few people who click through this shallow mind blog on the way to better things, but I feel sorry for Garrett Foster. It was all fun and games for him before it totally wasn't; things should never have gotten as out of hand as they did. And there's the real crime.

That the authorities in Austin would allow people to set up de facto road blocks, like what?!? and wander about with guns in a bizarre role playing exercise is inexcusable, more than that, it's a revolting, vote grabbing scandal. Net result? Some idiot got himself shot and now he's dead. Game over.

What would you have done if Garrett had fired into your vehicle? I'd have shot him too. Austin Democrats, you have blood on your hands.

ENDEX.

LSP

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See TGP for updates on this latest leftist idiocy. Garrett threatened the vehicle with his AK, the driver shot him dead and drove off as several LARPers  returned fire. 

Some Kind of Pathetic Zimbabwe Wakanda Joke?

The black revolutionary Marxist militia, NFAC, turned up in Louisville. They had lots of guns because they're revolutionaries who're going to "burn the system down" if they don't get their way.

 C'mon, go home, a larp's a larp

Yeah. Then one of the cosplay comrades shot himself and some of his buddies in a fit of Zimbabwean cultural appropriation. Coz it's all a larp till you shoot your friend's shin off.

Yum!

Blacks make up around 13% of the US population. They account for over 50% of the nation's crime and 85% of violent crime. As one person in Detroit put it, "They're a race unique to America," and Zimbabwe Wakanda.

Selous Scouts forever,

LSP

The Revolution Starts At Chicken Time

Black Lives Matter? Oh yes, especially in Bristol where they threw a brazen Edward Colston into the river, and replaced the racist excrescence with a fiberglass monument to zhir power. But hey, it's all a larf 'til you wake up and playtime's over.

Militarized Federal Agents from a patchwork of outside agencies have begun policing Portland (in rented minivans vans) without the explicit approval of the mayor, the state, or local municipalities. This is what that looks like in practice: pic.twitter.com/UW0zi999HW

— Dogz Bollox🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Right Wing News (@Bollocks_Dogz) July 15, 2020

Use your words! Oh my, behold the K-12 voice of the Revolution.

Power to Zhirpeople,

LSP

Cheer Up Kids, It's Not All Bad!

Don't be sad, readers, statues have their say too.

And so do Labs.

Uncle Don's standing strong too. See Rasmussen.

In related news, the Episcopal Church's local representative just drove by in his red Porsche. Odd, in a 67 year-old man? Perhaps. Whatever, he assured me the Mission's missing millions had been returned to the church's frozen investment account. 

"Thank you! So much better than a lawsuit in Tarrant county, don't you think?" which is exactly what would've happened otherwise.

Sadly Lost in a Terrible Boating Accident

I invited my friend to a cheerful glass of wine, and a celebration of the successful conclusion of our business. He declined, curiously.

Don't say embezzlement,

LSP