Sunday, July 26, 2020

It's All Great Until You Get Shot

There you are, living the dream, the dream of being a Marxist revolutionary fighting to break the chains of oppression and defeat the Man. It's just like 1917 but in Austin 2020, and you've got a semi-auto AK, which is kinda Russian or maybe Viet Cong, and a facemask and everything. 

What. A. LARP. Hey, I'm not a cosplay Furry, I'm a Saturday night Marxist Revolutionary. Problem is, you start to believe the Live Action Role Play game you're acting out and, when a car crosses your Red Guard Roadblock you spring into action, you're in role. No Paseran, my friend.

Austin Commie Shot Dead

So you put 5 rounds through the imperialist pig's car, Ho Chi Minh style. Boom, take that, colonialist oppressor. But you miss, because you're not really a Red Guard or a member of the Durutti Column, you're just some guy having an Anarcho-Commie LARP.

At which point, the driver of the car winds down his window and shoots you. Stone cold dead. Then it's not a LARP, it's deadly serious, irretrievably.

You Selfish Fool

This may not be a popular POV with the few people who click through this shallow mind blog on the way to better things, but I feel sorry for Garrett Foster. It was all fun and games for him before it totally wasn't; things should never have gotten as out of hand as they did. And there's the real crime.

That the authorities in Austin would allow people to set up de facto road blocks, like what?!? and wander about with guns in a bizarre role playing exercise is inexcusable, more than that, it's a revolting, vote grabbing scandal. Net result? Some idiot got himself shot and now he's dead. Game over.

What would you have done if Garrett had fired into your vehicle? I'd have shot him too. Austin Democrats, you have blood on your hands.




See TGP for updates on this latest leftist idiocy. Garrett threatened the vehicle with his AK, the driver shot him dead and drove off as several LARPers  returned fire. 


Jim said...

Play stupid games.... You know the rest.

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Well Seasoned Fool said...

No fatalities, just a anarchist with bad aim hitting fellow anarchists.

And just to the North of my town.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

LindaG said...

If it had been a group of conservatives with guns, you know it wouldn't have been allowed.

scary times.

As is the covid take down of our country.

Adrienne said...

Some people need to be protected from themselves. I saw many pics of the dead guy and he was pretty dang spiral eyed. However, that doesn't mean he should be dead. His wife-to-be is probably not too happy either. I hope he was right with God.

Beans said...

It's Austin. Seattle of the South, Portland of Texas. Whadya expect with what the mayor and city council have allowed and done to that socialist hellhole?

Try that in Burnett, TX and you'll have a whole different outcome.

As to commie-larping, it's not larping if he pulled a trigger on a loaded weapon.

Serves him right. Feel not one-bit sorry for his socialist soul, or his group of friends and fellow travelers. Good riddance, Via con Dios, ya worthless soul.

Don't know if I feel sorry for his parents, as I don't know anything about them. They may have tried to raise him right, at which I feel sorry for their loss way back when the idiot decided to turn leftist. If his parents raised him as a good commie, then I don't care, not a bit.

The spirit of General Pinochet smiles...

I am very happy that the real victim in this case did not get hurt after Mr/Ms/Zim/Zer/Zit Commie-Socialist fired 5 rounds at him (the real victim.) He (the real victim) should get a $5,000 bounty for cleaning the streets of Zim/Zer/Zit.

LSP said...

Beans, see next post... And hey, I like the bounty call.

With you, try that stunt in Hillsboro TX and see how far it gets you. Not very dam far.

That said, I attempt compassion. Easier said than done, eh?

Don't give an inch.

LSP said...

Adrienne, what a selfish fool.

LSP said...

Ain't that the truth, Linda. Threepers? They'd have been howling all over the press.

LSP said...

Saw that, WSF.


LSP said...

Worked out badly for young Garrett, Jim.

And here's the thing, it's not just you, it's everyone else.

What. A. Selfish. IDIOT.

The commie larpers are in for a nasty shock.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but silver lining...there is going to be an AK 47 going cheap in Austin.

LSP said...

That, Anon, is a very good point. Hmmm.

Kid said...

Nope, don't feel sorry for someone being killed after firing 5 7.62 rounds (or even one) at his intended victim. As the Sheriff of some sane county somewhere said to the reporter who asked him if he should consider being PC about shooting people attacking his deputies.. "There is no PC about any of this. Pull or point a weapon at any of my deputies and you will be killed."

LSP said...

Kid, the Sheriff has a point, imo. Threaten a vehicle with your weapon and take the consequences. As it is, this idiot larper went all AK on some guy's car and got himself shot. It seems he only pointed the rifle in the driver's direction. Like, what? Only pointed?

Right there, boom, game over.

And he didn't get that, evidently, which makes me sorry for him. What a selfish, ignorant idiot. And now he's dead.

Kid said...

There is a whole lot of stuff a lot of thee people don't get.