Some Kind of Pathetic Zimbabwe Wakanda Joke?

The black revolutionary Marxist militia, NFAC, turned up in Louisville. They had lots of guns because they're revolutionaries who're going to "burn the system down" if they don't get their way.

 C'mon, go home, a larp's a larp

Yeah. Then one of the cosplay comrades shot himself and some of his buddies in a fit of Zimbabwean cultural appropriation. Coz it's all a larp till you shoot your friend's shin off.

Yum!

Blacks make up around 13% of the US population. They account for over 50% of the nation's crime and 85% of violent crime. As one person in Detroit put it, "They're a race unique to America," and Zimbabwe Wakanda.

Selous Scouts forever,

LSP

Diocese of Kentucky Caught On Camera

Shocked cryptozoologists have captured video footage of the Episcopal Diocese of Kentucky, living under a trestle bridge in Louisville, near an abandoned church.

The frightening images came to light on game cameras as developers gained permission to build retail and office space on abandoned wasteland in the vicinity of the bridge. 

Planning Commission staff cited that a mix of commercial uses had been proposed "in a rural area where the scale is inappropriate for the surrounding large rural single family lots. The Diocese of Kentucky is part of folklore but has to move on."

Known locally as the Pope Lick Monster, the Diocese of Kentucky is not to be confused with the Anglo-Catholic movement but may be a species of hybrid.

The Diocese of Kentucky is an enthusiastic supporter of gay marriage and womyn priests. Diocesan Staff were not available for comment.

LSP