Sultan Erdogan wasn't happy with his failed drive to expand his wannabe Caliphate further into Syria, his embarrassment at the hands of Vladimir Putin, and declining popularity at home. There he sat, a dismal failure with a wretched 41% approval rating, hardly the stuff of Ottoman Imperial glory. So the Sultan turned West.
Humiliated by Putin And Forced to Stand Under Catherine The Great
In a bold barbarian attempt at blackmail, Erdogan told the European Union that the billions they'd paid him in 2016 to keep millions of unemployed military aged males from their borders wasn't enough. No, they had to pay him more, and when they didn't he opened the Turkish border to Greece, the gateway to Europe and the ultimate prize, Rome itself. The Big Apple.
Asylum Seekers
The Sultan was apparently counting on the multicultural, diversity is our strength, Islam's a religion of peace weakness of the West and Greece in particular. He might have failed in Syria but by the Beard of the Prophet, Greece would be annexed by a sheer movement of people rolling over a hollowed out, supine people, ready and waiting to be dhimmi slaves of the Ottoman overlord.
Rapefugees With Ladder
So thousands of Afghans, Iraqis, Libyans, a few Syrians and the contents of Turkish jails were unleashed on the Greek border. Greece said no, you can't come in. The Moslems lit fires, threw tear gas with the help of Erdogan's operators, attempted to storm the border fence with makeshift ladders. And still Greece said no as Austria and Poland sent the beleaguered country reinforcements to man the border while patriots offered the Hellenes a Gurkha Greek Legion (GGL) to assist in the fight.
The Miserable Turkish Camp
As of yesterday, the Sultan has withdrawn his army from the Greek border to undisclosed locations in the barbarian hinterland, after torching its makeshift and miserable camp. A victory for Greece and the West, a resounding defeat for the Turk.
Is the fight over? No, a battle's been won and thank God for it, but the war continues.
Deus Vult,
LSP
19 comments:
Huzzah!
It's a powerful sermon. You should shout it from the pulpit (or the electronic pulpit) to your followers tomorrow. They need some good news.
Bring out millions of MA-2's
If you do not believe one man can change the world, just try eating an under cooked bat.
Hope he continues to step on his reproductive member.
The Greeks have already been ruled by the Turks in the past and most certainly want them back again.
That's DON'T want them back. Just noticed that I left a word out. A key word.
May I modestly suggest one of my cartoons as appropriate?
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Eso3ynTNa2Q/Xa7oSFraBBI/AAAAAAAACNM/p1P1OG2tj_o11eFS7dyOCkPUuG7kN53bwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/Symbols%2B2%2Bnote%2Badded%2Bj.jpg
Yes, Ed. Victory!
Thanks, LL. And I won't lie, the GGL inspires.
Well done Greece.
How does the song go, Kid? "We've got 50s on hand for brassin' 'em up"? Something like that.
Anon, I can't argue with that. At. All.
I second your motion, WSF. Wholeheartedly.
Ah, Jim. Once bitten by the ROP, twice shy. There's wisdom in the old sayings.
What an excellent cartoon, RPJ!
If the American economy catches a col,the European (and Chinese) economy catches pneumonia.
Not sure if Turkey will catch the Kung Flu, but it looks like time is running out for the Sultan.
I like the version that goes BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
with many like stanzas and choruses, and George S Patton as the Conductor.
What are these morons thinking ???
The ChiCom Bat Bug came at a bad time for the Sultan's invasion, Borepatch, and you have to feel sorry for all those Algerians stranded in Turkey after they'd been promised the Elysian welfare of Europe. But here's the catch.
If Islam's so superior, which it says it is, why are all its countries so rubbish and their people trying to move to the West? The Mullahs have no answer.
In the meanwhile, the miserable Sultan stews in Constantinople as Greece prepares to launch a full brigade of Gurkhas and Polish Hussaria at the Golden Horn.
Kid, I remember a neighbor in Milwaukee who'd just come back form the War (1968-9?). My parents were having a party, I was a child, and our friend showed me a 50 cartridge. It was by a sink, he said,"This thing'd go right through this sink, through the wall and right on through the next damn house." I haven't forgotten that, after all these years.
Should they unleash on the Turk? Needs must when the devil drives, what?
The Sultan needs to go back in his box and we need Constantinople and the Bosphorous.
ENDEX
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