Monday, July 29, 2019

Abductee Says Do Not Contact Evil Aliens



Alien abductee Daryl Sims has issued a dire warning to humanity in an explosive online interview, do not contact aliens because they are malevolent and evil con artists: 

"When people have a positive contact experience, that means you have accepted the program. Some people have died as a result of attempting alien contact while others have been injured. 


  They Come to Help!

"You will experience a feeling of awe and that the aliens are here to help the planet and all these wonderful things – none of which they have ever done."

Sims continued, stating that abductees have been kidnapped by space aliens and regret the experience, they "don't like what happens":


Off-World

"On the other hand, there is another group called alien abductees, who feel they have been kidnapped or taken without their will. These people often remember parts of the event, sometimes all of it and they don’t like what happens."


 A Typical Grey

Spokespersons for the Episcopal Church, Anglican Church of Canada, the Church of England and Pope Francis declined to comment.




Here at the Compound we urge extreme caution when interacting with extraterrestrials.

Ad Astra,

LSP


12 comments:

Sue said...

Ever notice aliens generally have a snake-like appearance. Ew!

LL said...

There's all that unwholesome anal probing to contend with...best avoid them. That's why we have a big, beautiful space force. Let the professionals eradicate space aliens.

Old NFO said...

Hehehe Good one!

Brig said...

Sure glad you have warned us, thanks Padre.

Kid said...

I was once abducted by an alien who kept me for 2 years until we got a divorce.

Jim said...

I've had my suspicions about a few folks.

LSP said...

JIm, they're well founded.

LSP said...

I've been there and bought the sweatshirt, Kid.

LSP said...

Brig, I try to help. Be careful!

LSP said...

Terrifying, NFO!

LSP said...

I'm all in favor of the SPACE FORCE, LL. For obvious reasons.

#RodsFromGod

LSP said...

Sue, that's a very good if unsettling point. Reptilians?