Friday, September 8, 2017

Donald Trump, Time Traveler?



Is President Trump a time traveler, thanks to Tesla Tech which his family has kept under wraps for a generation? Research suggests that he is, due to a series of 19th century novels, featuring Barron Trump and his ally "Don."


Putin Traverses Time With Ease

In Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey, the intrepid Barron, who lives in Castle Trump, makes a deal with the Russians to transport himself to "other lands." Sound familiar? Yes, because it is.




The author of the Trump novels also foretells the end of the US Presidency itself, “Mobs of vast size are organizing under the lead of anarchists and socialists, and threaten to plunder and despoil the houses of the rich who have wronged and oppressed them for so many years."




This causes the "upper portions" of the city to be "paralyzed with a nameless dread," which is partly on account of Don's consort, Malenia, a "Balkaan Beauty" who is described as "fearsome, ambitious, competent yet more glamorous than all of them. They were stricken with jealousy and died."




Interestingly, President Trump's Uncle, John Trump, was responsible for Nikola Tesla's effects when the pioneering scientist died.


Some faggy old fruit with a woman

Is Donald Trump a Time Traveler, thanks to Tesla Tech? And is it enough to drain the swamp? You, the reader, be the judge.


TL = mc^2,


LSP







3 comments:

LL said...

A time traveler? Maybe.

Enough to drain the swamp? We can hope, but I have my doubts.

In the adventures does Baron Trump team up with a former cartoon hero, Race Bannon?

LindaG said...

Doctor Who is not a foggy old fruit. ;-)
We can only hope, haha. I'll be glad if the Union survives the next ten years or so.
Have a blessed weekend!

LSP said...

LL, I'd like to think that Tesla Tech would win out but we're dealing with heavy odds... still, with Bannon's help? Maybe there's a chance of winning. And let's not forget the Balkan Consort.