Friday, January 26, 2018

FIB Secret Society Unmasked

Anonymous sources have leaked shocking photos of a top level FIB and DOJ secret society, which allegedly conspired to bring down the Trump presidency on fake charges of Russian collusion.

Love at FIB Site

Two of the conspirators exchanged tens of thousands of texts detailing their visceral dislike of the incoming President. Some five months worth of these texts went mysteriously missing because "Samsung the Dog ate them."

Samsung the Dog

Then the texts magically reappeared after Samsung the Dog was fed with "forensic tools" and coughed them up.

A White Wolf

With this new photographic evidence, it appears that the secret society at what one intelligence community mandarin calls "Sodom-on-the-Potomac" won't be secret for very much longer.

Russian Bots Attack Secret Society

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LL said...

The FIB has not shown ONE INCIDENCE of Russian collusion in the election, which is why the corrupt, filthy, elite, media keeps asserting that the Russians are coming...with their bots, of course.

LSP said...

Weird, isn't it. FIB hasn't found ANY EVIDENCE of Russian "collusion." After how many months of inveatigation?

Surely this isn't an attempt at a quiet coup.

Dam. I just discovered I was a Russian bot! You better run a check too, LL.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Damn those sneaky Russians! is there nothing they won't do to destroy America? I bet it was Russia that invented liturgical dance!

LSP said...

Infidel, liturgical dance is a whole new level of subversion. I think it comes from Holland.