What's Going On In Bonkers Britain?

 

Via Jules

Don't get me wrong, I love the Sceptered Isle, it's a great place but things seem to be getting pretty nutty in the UK right about now. I mean, really.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justsin Welby has resigned because he was found out covering up egregious pedo sex crimes. Oops, how many more mitred heads will roll and who will replace these establishment lib malfeasants? Good question. Then there's the laughable floppy haired Old Etonian BoJo threatening to send what's left of UKLF to Ukraine. Excuse me?

Not to be outdone, Two-Tier Kier's Labour Government has declared war on the country's farmers with a new inheritance tax that'll wipe out family farms. Own 200 acres and want to pass that on to your kids? Sure, go right ahead if your estate can soak up a 40% tax hit; sorry, kulaks, you've got to go, Net Zero ain't cheap. Word to the wise, the UK produces something like 1% of the world's carbon emissions, nobody cares.

On topic, Two-Tier waxed lyrical at COP 29 in Azerbaijan the other day, pledging the UK to 81% less CO2 emissions by the 2035. Guess what, Brit punters, that means you're gonna have to eat less meat and dairy because that produces methane which will destroy fragile Planet Gaia. Now maybe you're beginning to see where the war on farmers comes in. But that's not all.

It wasn't mental health.

It wasn't the far-right.

It wasn't racism.

It wasn't drugs.

It was Islam. Again. #Southport pic.twitter.com/G5CwLFntmJ

— Peter Lloyd (@Suffragent_) October 29, 2024

Some of you may remember a Rwandan Moslem who wasn't a Moslem but then became a Moslem again and went knife jihad on a kiddy party a month or so ago in Northern England, prompting wholesale looting of Greggs sausage rolls, general mayhem and a Government crackdown on HATE. Yes, online HATE.

It's a real issue, all these people posting mean things on the internet, against Moslems, an apparently open border, and all of that. So, determined to put a stop to HATE, if not stabbings, Tier's Stasi have raided 100s of homes over the last week alone, to interview enemies of the State  perpetrators of HATE for Non Criminal Hate Crimes. One of them was a Telegraph journalist who made the serious error of posting a mean tweet a year ago. Less of your lip, missy.

There's way more but suffice to say, it's a generally bad idea to mess with farmers. It's like, you know, they grow all your food and stuff, and now they're threatening to go on strike and block the ports and roads because they don't want to be put out of business in favor of solar panels, windmills and industrial Ag. 

You'd think, dear readers, all two of you, that the UK was a lesser mirror of the corrupt malfeasance and shenanigans we've had to put up with in the States for far, far too long. I pray it's put right.

Salve,

LSP

BoJo Is a Clown And An Idiot

 

dumbass

Disgraced floppy haired Etonian and former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has told the world that Great Britain will send it's pathetically small and ineffective armed forces to defend the Deep State's money laundering scheme in Eastern Europe.

Now look. BoJo used to be good for a congenial brandy and soda in the '90s at the Lit Review. BUt this is ridiculous. Maybe, Great Britain, you might want to actually have an army before you threaten war? In the meanwhile, Putin quakes as BoJo's Battalions get ready to roll to the line of contact.

ahem, MEMBERSHIP please

So watch out, Russkie AUTOCRAT, BoJo's comin' to gitchoo.

Cheers,

LSP

PS. Bad week for Eton and the Trav, what? See Welby.

PPS. Please stop sayin AUTOCRAT everyone, it's annoying and stupid.

How Could They Have Possibly Lost

 

That is all,

LSP

Aaaaaand He's Gone

Exit stage left for the world's most unpopular Etonian, Justsin Welby. Not content with rallying for homosexual sex, Justsin just covered it up. Now he's gone, resigned in disgrace. Such Terrible PR for Eton and the Trav (Travellers Club). 

you utter frauds

So who will fill the vacancy? Good question. Guinea on the chick, if you can call it that. But whatev, your call, as always.

Your Old Pal,

LSP 

What A Headsplitter

 

You know, as in berserker war rage total head splitting charge the shield wall wipeout. He's all in. About time someone was.

Please watch this video.

“I’m a taxpayer, you work for ME” 🔥pic.twitter.com/OHSwD2mGgK

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) November 11, 2024

Maybe someone needs to call out the asylum/refugee leftist vote scam, and while we're at it smash the Cartels. With extreme prejudice, please. Enough of this garbage, just have at it. And it means the entire lib elite bi-coastal condescendancy. 

Regardless. WHAT. A. SAVAGE.

Keep it coming,

LSP

Veterans Day

 

On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918 the guns fell, generally, silent. Today we honor all who have served and serve today in our military. May God bless them.

O LORD God of Hosts, stretch forth, we pray thee, thine almighty arm to strengthen and protect the soldiers of our country; Support them in the day of battle, and in the time of peace keep them safe from all evil; endue them with courage and loyalty; and grant that in all things they may serve without reproach; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

 

Respect,

LSP

Thank Christ For The Bomb

 

All hail TS McPhee,

LSP

VICTORY

 

Nικη, Victory! not to be confused with a wretched running shoe; and victory's exactly what we've got, a resounding nationwide smackdown of loony left governance. Guess what, idiots, normal people don't want the schools they pay for to trans their kids. And lo and behold, your great open border import the vote scheme didn't fly so high either.

Go figure, it seems persyns from south of the border don't automatically vote rainbow left because of the color of their skin. Good heavens, how remarkable, think Pinochet. What a wake up call, do you think they'll hear it? I doubt it, these fools are locked down deep into their own bicoastal unreality and will go, in my opinion, double or quits.

Fair enough, roll those bones, see where they fall, but don't be surprised when everything you do produces the opposite of its intended result. It's like an axiom.

Word to the Wise,

LSP

Oh Dear Nancy

 

Thanks for the excellent infographic, RHSM. But my, Nancy doesn't look too happy, almost as if the Baltimore Mob's been weighed and found wanting on the scales of justice. Who knows, perhaps 47 will go after this corrupt, insider dealing, multi-millionaire socialist fraud. Don't hold your breath but...

Yes please,

LSP

I Believe In Miracles

 

Do you believe in miracles? I most definitely do, seriously, and this song seems appropriate right about now. Via Adrienne, who ran the excellent and missed Catholic Corner:

Cheers and DFTR,

LSP

Some Words From Pat

 

How could the Left have lost so very, very hard? Here's Pat Buchanon:

In half a lifetime, many have seen their God dethroned, their heroes defiled, their culture polluted, their values assaulted, their country invaded, and themselves demonised as extremists and bigots for holding on to beliefs held for generations.

Americans, unlike Europeans, are massively tired and sick of this and voted against it. Me? I was pleasantly surprised to discover we had the mechanism to do so.

Cheers,

LSP

4B Inanity

 

So just what is this "4B" thing, LSP, if that's your real name, which we doubt. Good question, punters, I'll tell you. It comes from South Korea and stands for no dating, no sex, no marriage and no child-rearing. This, roughly translated into American fem anti Trump protest = shaving your head and being an ugly baldy who won't have sex or children with evil Fascist men. That'll teach those NAZIS! runs the logic. Look, here's just one example:

Millions of liberal women are shaving their heads to protest Donald Trump.

What exactly does this accomplish? pic.twitter.com/e4UHXbSwH7

— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) November 7, 2024

Quite apart from larping as Auschwitz victims, which is despicable, have these persyns not considered the Darwin effect? We can put it another way, everything the Left does produces the opposite of its intended effect. But not so fast, LSP -- they lie.

How many of these baldheads will abort their babies in the next quarter, either in or out of state? And, in passing, surely this isn't a 4 Chan prank.

Your Pal,

LSP